| Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho. Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho, Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon! Santa: Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon.
Ek aadmi bada dukhi tha! Ek dost ne uss se poocha, “Kyu, tension mein ho.� Aadmi: Yaar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh rupeey diye thay, ab saale ko peehchan nahi pa raha hoon!
Customer: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena. Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota hai. Customer: Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de.
Santa: Yaar aaj pehli bar maine accha kaam kya, jiss par logon ne mujhe bohat mara! Banta: Woh kya.. Santa: Ek makan mein aag lagi thi, aur andar kuch log thay, maine window tori aur andar ja kar sab logon ko bahar nikal diya. Banta: Toh logon ne kyun mara Santa: Yaar, kyun ke woh sab log fire fighter thay!
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