I will no longer waste my time relieving the
past,instead I will spend it worrying on the future.
I will not bore my boss by ,with the same excuses
for taking leaves.I will think of some more excuses.
I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.I will
avoid taking a bath whenever possible and conserve
more water.
I promise to clean my room once a week even though
I haven't cleaned it more than once in the this year.
Draw up a list of people who were nasty to you in this
year,get your own back on them in the next year.
Drink more.Wasn't it Benjamin Franklin who said,"Beer
is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
So be happy.
Eat more tasty things like candy, Big Macs,KFCs,popcorns
and ice creams.Eat less crap like fresh fruit,vegetables and
soy stuffs and nuts.
Work less ,take it easy.All work and no play can
make you a dull boy/girl.Take up a new habit like
smoking for it helps keep tobacco workers in jobs.
I will treat my girlfriend better,I won't make her
carry all the groceries the next time we go to
the market.
I promise to always replace the gas nozzle before
driving away from the pump.
'HAPPY NEW YEAR,2010'
YOUR SMILE IS YOUR BEST FRIEND._._._
BE HAPPY,IT'S ONE WAY OF BEING WISE,
NARESH VAKHARIA
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