( Hindi Jokes ) Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS

 

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Prishi Pari Ke Funny SMS

In park, a boy & girl were sitting!
2 dogs kissed each other
Boy- Jaanu agar tum bura na mano, to main bhi..
Girl- Ok! Par sambhalkar! Kutta kaat lega

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Malik Naukar Se:Is Mehngai Ke Daur Me, 
Parathey Pe itna Ghee? 
Kya Hogya Hai Tumhe?
Noker:Maaf Kijiye Sarkar, 
Ghalti Se Mera Pratha Apke Pas Agaya Hai 

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Shaadi ke doosre din beti apni maa se,
Aaj meri unse bahut ladai ho gayi!
Maa: Beti shaadi me jhagde to hote rehte hain!
Beti: Wo sab to theek hai!
Par ab LAASH ka kya karoon?

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Ek Sardar Bhagte Bhagte Ruk Gaya.
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Why?
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Arre Saans Phool Gai Thi Uski.
Insaan Hai Wo Bhi
Tum Log Bhi Na,
Jaan Lelo Sardar Ke

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Judge Mujrim Se:Tumhari Akhri Khuwaish Kya Hai ?
Mujrim:Jyada nahi, Ek Mobile Nokia N73,
5 Crore Rupey, Aap Ki Beti Se Shadi,
U.S.A Ka Visa aur Ek Private Jet.

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Baap: Tipu sultan kaun tha?
Beta: Pata nahi
Baap: School jao to pata chale
Beta: Ramesh uncle kaun hai?
Baap: Pata nahi
Beta: Ghar par raho to pata chale

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Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
prishipari2011@gmail.com

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