[Hindi Jokes] Prishi Pari Ke Funny SMS

 

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS

Ek nepali ke mobile par raat 2
baje ek call aaya..
.
.
Aap so to nahi rahe hai ???
.
.
Nepali gusse se:"
Kamino ye jaruri to nahi ki har nepali chaukidar
ho...

She: jati hu mein. . . .
He: jaldi hai kya ? . . .
She: dhadke jiya. . .
.
.
.
.
.
He: jitna pucha utna bata

Engineering student sitting
with his Girlfrnd in Restaurant Drinking
BEER and says:"
I Love
yOuuu
Girlfrnd:"is it yOu Or the BEER
talking ??
.
.
Student:"its me, Talking tO my
BEER, yOu Shut up



Two girls found Rs 1000
on road................
.
.
.
Girl 1 : what to do with this money now?
.
Girl 2 : lets take 50-50
. .
.
Girl 1 : okay but baki k 900 Rs
ka kya krege ?

 

In A Nursery School Canteen,
.
.
There Was A Basket Of Apples
With A
Notice Written Over It:
''Do Not Take More Than One,
God Is Watching''
.
.
On The Other Counter There
Was A
Box Of Chocolates,
.
.
A Small Child Went & Wrote On
It
..
"Take As Many As You Want,
God Is
Busy Watching The Apples"



True Lines..!!
Only Girls Have
The Power
.
.
To Leave Home, Family
& Their Surname To
Live & Adjust
In A New Home & Family..
.
They Are Priceless..!!
Agree..?



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[Hindi Jokes] Prishi Pari Ke Funny SMS

 

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS

TEACHER: Khuda Ne Pait
Q Banaya Hy..?
.
.
Kaafi Dair Sochne K Baad
.
SANTA : Lungi Bandhne K Liye...

Pappu went to museum
.
Waha usse galti se,
ek bahut purani murti tut gai.....
.
.
Officer: You have broke a 200 years old
statue. . .
.
.
Pappu: Thank God!!...
mujhe laga new statue thi

KID :- Why some of ur hair are white
dad ?
DAD : – Every time you make me
unhappy ,
one of my hair turns white ….
.
KID :- Now understand why
grandpa's
hairs are all white …..
Moral :- Don't be over smart ..



Girl: Mere Birthday Par
Mujhe Bahut Costly Gift Dena
Boy: Ok..
.
On The Birthday
.
.
Boy: Your Gift..!
Girl: How Sweet Isme Kya
Hai??
.
.
Boy: Petrol Me Tale Hue
Pyaaj Ke Pakode.

 

Ladki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa
Sakti. . .
.
Ladka: Chalo Mai Tumhara
Gift Kisi Or Ko De Deta Hun
:
Ladki: Mera Matlab Tha Kal Nahi Aa Sakti
Abi Kaha Ho Tum ? , me aa rhi hu



GARMI SONG:-
Suno Gaur Se "PEPSI" Walo
Buri Nzar Na "COKE" Pe Dalo
Chahe Jitna "DEW" Pila Lo
Sabse Aage Hoga "NIMBU-PANI"
Hamne Piya Hai



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[Hindi Jokes] Prishi Pari Ke Funny SMS

 

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS

Lady Beggar:" Aee.. bhaiya 1 rupya de
de.. 3 din se bhuki hu...
.
.
. Pappu:" 3 din se bhuki hai toh 1 rupye
ka kya karegi...??
.
.
Lady Beggar:" weight dekhungi kitna
ghat gaya hai.

The pain of missing friends
is realized whn
:
U r standing some where nd
see a
group of friends having
fun.......
U smile nd say to urself .
.
'HUM TO ISSE BHI JYADA
KAMINEY THE'..

That awkrd moment when
.
.
.
.
. sonakshi sinha enrts the
swimming pool nd some says..
lo gyi bhains paani mai.



Chain msg by Pappu:-
..
Plz is msg ko itna fwd karein k
.
.
Meri girlfriend tak pahunch jaaye.
. .
MOTTI tune sim change kar k accha
nahi Kiya ..

 

Santa samundar me dahi daal
raha tha..
Banta: kya kar raha hai?
Santa: Lassi bana raha hun.
Banta: Yeh kya Pagalpan hai??
Teri aisi harkaton se hi log hum
pe joke banate hai..
ab bata.....
.
.
.
Itni Saari Lassi kon piyega..



WoH Mujhe MiL Kar ROyi itni
.
ki
:
ki
.
ki
.
ki
.
"Uski Naak Ka BuLBuLa Dekh Kr
Meri HASi Nikal Gayi".



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[Hindi Jokes] Prishi Pari Ke Funny SMS

 

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS

Husband :- " Kamar Me Bahot Dard Hai..
.
Sath walon Ke Ghar Se IODEX Le Aao..
.
.
. .
Wife :- "Wo Nahi Denge...
.
.
Husband :- "Kitne Kanjoos Hai Saaale,
. .
.
Jaane Do, Apna Hi Nikal Lo, Almaari Me Rakha
Hai.

SANTA 1 Kilo Jalebi Khane Ke
Baad Bola: "Bhaiya Thodi Cheeni Do"..
.
.
.
DUKANDAR: Cheeni Kyun???
.
SANTA: "Soch Raha HU, Khane Ke
Baad Kuch Mitha Ho JAAYE"

1 Handsome Boy Class Mein Aaya....
.
.
Aur Sari Girls Dekhte Hi Deewani Hogayi.
.
.
Fir
Ladke Ne Aate Hi Kuch Kaha To Girls Behosh.
.
.
Socho Kya Kaha Hoga ??
.
.
Thodi Jagah Dena, behan ji Jhaadu Lagana hai.
"Haye Re Berozgari"



Operation k bad patient bola:
"doctor saheb Kya ab me ROG
MUKT hu..?"
Samne se Jawab mila:
.
.
.
"Beta,doctor saheb to niche
reh gye,
me to CHITRAGUPT hun

 

American kids on eiffel Tower. "
Wow, what a beautiful view."
. .
. .
. .
. .
. .
. .
. .
.
Indian kids on eiffel tower.
"Chal dekhte hai kiski thook pahle
neeche girti hai..



Boy to his frnd:
Yar kal mere ek dost ne mere phn se
meri gf ka num le liya
.
.
.Frnd : fir ?
.
.
,
Boy: fir kya kal se apni hi behen ko
romantic msg bhej raha hai



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Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS

Husband :- " Kamar Me Bahot Dard Hai..
.
Sath walon Ke Ghar Se IODEX Le Aao..
.
.
. .
Wife :- "Wo Nahi Denge...
.
.
Husband :- "Kitne Kanjoos Hai Saaale,
. .
.
Jaane Do, Apna Hi Nikal Lo, Almaari Me Rakha
Hai.

SANTA 1 Kilo Jalebi Khane Ke
Baad Bola: "Bhaiya Thodi Cheeni Do"..
.
.
.
DUKANDAR: Cheeni Kyun???
.
SANTA: "Soch Raha HU, Khane Ke
Baad Kuch Mitha Ho JAAYE"

1 Handsome Boy Class Mein Aaya....
.
.
Aur Sari Girls Dekhte Hi Deewani Hogayi.
.
.
Fir
Ladke Ne Aate Hi Kuch Kaha To Girls Behosh.
.
.
Socho Kya Kaha Hoga ??
.
.
Thodi Jagah Dena, behan ji Jhaadu Lagana hai.
"Haye Re Berozgari"



Operation k bad patient bola:
"doctor saheb Kya ab me ROG
MUKT hu..?"
Samne se Jawab mila:
.
.
.
"Beta,doctor saheb to niche
reh gye,
me to CHITRAGUPT hun

 

American kids on eiffel Tower. "
Wow, what a beautiful view."
. .
. .
. .
. .
. .
. .
. .
.
Indian kids on eiffel tower.
"Chal dekhte hai kiski thook pahle
neeche girti hai..



Boy to his frnd:
Yar kal mere ek dost ne mere phn se
meri gf ka num le liya
.
.
.Frnd : fir ?
.
.
,
Boy: fir kya kal se apni hi behen ko
romantic msg bhej raha hai



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[Hindi Jokes] Prishi Pari Ke Funny SMS

 

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS

Facebook kya hai?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Answer dhoond rahe ho kiya?

Samnay kiya kharboza para hua hai?
Kaise kaise Namoony hain dunya maein.

ORIGINAL DON:
DON ka intizar to 11 town k nazim kar rahy hain

magar DON se GATAR khulwana 
mushkil he nai namumkin b hai
Q K

DoN is waqt sms parh raha hai,

Your Silly Silly Two Eyes Took
.
away the REST Of My Heart
.
The Rest Of My Heart Was
Taken Away By ur Silly Silly Two Eyes...!
.
Samajh Nahi Aaya?
.
.
.
.
.
Ab Aa Jaye Ga
.
.
.
.
Tere Mast Mast Do Nain Mere
Dil Ka Legaye Chain.
.
Mere Dil Ka Legay Chain
Tere Mast Mast Do Nain.



Chandi ka ghora sone ki lagam
msg parhne walo ko mera salam

Tea pepsi pine walo kbhi pani b piya kro
fokat k msg parhne walo kbhi msg b kiya kro

 

Man 2 pathan: Khan ji kal mainy apko
phone kia par aap ne uthaya nahi?

Pathan:
Kyun uthata..,
Ye jo meiny 30 Rupye dekar
GAANAA Lgwaya hai wo
tera PAPA sunega.



Son : Papa 10+10 Kitne Hote hai?
Papa : Ghade, Kanjra ,
Ullu De Pathe, Nalayak, Haramkhor,
Tujhe Kuch Nhi Aata Ja
Andar Calculator Le Ke Aa.



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[Hindi Jokes] Prishi Pari Ke Pyar Bhare SmS

 

Prishi Pari Ke Pyar Bhare SmS
Happy Janmashtami

Unke guno se jivan ko sajaye,
GITA ke vicharo ko man me basaye,
lana he hame KRISHNA ko aur bhi apne karib,
to aao apne ghar ko hi gokul banaye..
HAPPY JANMASHTMI-

Wo Mor Mukut,Wo Nad Lala,
Wo Murli Manohar,Wo Bansi wala,
Wo Makhan chor,Wo Braj Lala,
-Janam ashtami ki hardik badhayi..
JAI SHRI KRISHNA:

Makhan chor Nandkishor.
Bandhi jisne preet ki dor!
Harey krishanHarey murari,
pujti jinhe duniya sari.
Aao unke gunn gaye,
Sab mil k Janmasthmi mnae!



Murli manohar, braj k dharohar,
wo nandalal gopala hai.
Bansi ki dhun par sab dukh harnewala,
murli manohar aane wale hai.
HAPPY JANMASTAMI

 

Shri Krishna Govind Hare Murare,
He Nath Narayan, Vasudeva,
Tribhvan Ke Swami,Sakha Humare,
He Nath Narayan Vasudeva,
Aapko Janamashtmi ki hardik Shubhkamnaye.



Socha kisi apne se baat kare,
apne kisi khas ko yaad kare,
kiya jo faisla JANMASHTMI ki subhkamna dene ka,
dil ne kaha kyo na aapse suruaat kare..



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