[Hindi Jokes] Prishi Pari Ke Funny SMS

 

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS

Ek nepali ke mobile par raat 2
baje ek call aaya..
.
.
Aap so to nahi rahe hai ???
.
.
Nepali gusse se:"
Kamino ye jaruri to nahi ki har nepali chaukidar
ho...

She: jati hu mein. . . .
He: jaldi hai kya ? . . .
She: dhadke jiya. . .
.
.
.
.
.
He: jitna pucha utna bata

Engineering student sitting
with his Girlfrnd in Restaurant Drinking
BEER and says:"
I Love
yOuuu
Girlfrnd:"is it yOu Or the BEER
talking ??
.
.
Student:"its me, Talking tO my
BEER, yOu Shut up



Two girls found Rs 1000
on road................
.
.
.
Girl 1 : what to do with this money now?
.
Girl 2 : lets take 50-50
. .
.
Girl 1 : okay but baki k 900 Rs
ka kya krege ?

 

In A Nursery School Canteen,
.
.
There Was A Basket Of Apples
With A
Notice Written Over It:
''Do Not Take More Than One,
God Is Watching''
.
.
On The Other Counter There
Was A
Box Of Chocolates,
.
.
A Small Child Went & Wrote On
It
..
"Take As Many As You Want,
God Is
Busy Watching The Apples"



True Lines..!!
Only Girls Have
The Power
.
.
To Leave Home, Family
& Their Surname To
Live & Adjust
In A New Home & Family..
.
They Are Priceless..!!
Agree..?



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Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend

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