[Hindi Jokes] Prishi Pari Ke Funny SMS

 

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS

TEACHER: Khuda Ne Pait
Q Banaya Hy..?
.
.
Kaafi Dair Sochne K Baad
.
SANTA : Lungi Bandhne K Liye...

Pappu went to museum
.
Waha usse galti se,
ek bahut purani murti tut gai.....
.
.
Officer: You have broke a 200 years old
statue. . .
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Pappu: Thank God!!...
mujhe laga new statue thi

KID :- Why some of ur hair are white
dad ?
DAD : – Every time you make me
unhappy ,
one of my hair turns white ….
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KID :- Now understand why
grandpa's
hairs are all white …..
Moral :- Don't be over smart ..



Girl: Mere Birthday Par
Mujhe Bahut Costly Gift Dena
Boy: Ok..
.
On The Birthday
.
.
Boy: Your Gift..!
Girl: How Sweet Isme Kya
Hai??
.
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Boy: Petrol Me Tale Hue
Pyaaj Ke Pakode.

 

Ladki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa
Sakti. . .
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Ladka: Chalo Mai Tumhara
Gift Kisi Or Ko De Deta Hun
:
Ladki: Mera Matlab Tha Kal Nahi Aa Sakti
Abi Kaha Ho Tum ? , me aa rhi hu



GARMI SONG:-
Suno Gaur Se "PEPSI" Walo
Buri Nzar Na "COKE" Pe Dalo
Chahe Jitna "DEW" Pila Lo
Sabse Aage Hoga "NIMBU-PANI"
Hamne Piya Hai



Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend

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