[Hindi Jokes] Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS

 

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS

Pati aur patni ghumne gaye.
Raaste me ek gadhe ko ghaas kata
dekh patni ne pati se kaha – Oo G tumhara rishtedaar ghaas
kha raha hai, namaste karo.
Pati – Namaste Sasur Ji

Santa ne Banta se kaha,"Sabse
bada challenge kya hai?"
Banta replied – Answer sheet ko khaali 
chod do aur last me likh dena,
paas karke dikha.

Santa : Yaar aaj mein bus ke peeche
peecha daudkar 15 rupees bacha liye.
Banta : Kya yaar, tum to bahut murkh ho,
agar taxi ke peeche bhagte to 150 rupees bachta!



Sardarni : Lo light chali gayi.
Sardar : Light chali gayi hai to fan chala do.
Sardarni :Lo fir se kar di na sardaro wali baat.
Agar fan chalaunga to mombatti bujh nahi jayegi!

 

Ek sarder ne air-hostess se kaha,
"Aapki shakal meri biwi
se bahut milti hai".
Air-hostess ne ye sunte hi zordaar
thappad uske muh pe mara…
Sardar foran bola : "Aadat bhi bahut milti hai"




Ek din Santa jungle se gujar raha tha
Chudail ne use roka aur kaha : Ho ho ho Ha ha ha…
Mein Chudail hu.
Sardar : Menu pata hai…kyunki teri
ek behen meri biwi hai!



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Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend

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