Thursday, May 1, 2014

[Hindi Jokes] Shayaris, Jokes, Quotes, Cool (01.05.14)

 


CHAK DE

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Success has one calculation formula, 

stop thinking in terms of limitations and 

start thinking in terms of possibilities.....

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माँ की लोरी का एहसास  है...

पर माँ को माँ कहने का वक्त नही

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जीतना बड़ा संधषॅ होगा ।

जित उतनी ही शानदार होगी ।।

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अपने ही कहते थे कि तुम ना रहोगे तो रौनक नही रहेगी महफिल में, 

आज देखो अर्थी देख् के कहते है, "और कितना वक्त लगेगा  ले जाने मे

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"माचिस की ज़रूरत यहाँ नहीं पड़ती...

यहाँ आदमी आदमी से जलता है...!!"

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A space ship hovers over Mumbai...

Aliens from inside the space ship :" We are going to Hijack your city"

Mumbaikar : "Pehle parking ke liye jagah miltaa hai kyaa dekh...baat kartaa hai..

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Fight for your opinions,

but do not believe that they contain the whole truth, or the only truth.

--Charles A. Dana

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"Ajnabi they aap hamare liye,

u dost bankar milna accha laga!

Beshak sagar se gahri hai aapki dosti,

tairna to aata tha par dubna accha laga!"

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बड़ा ही दिलकश है मुहब्बत का खेल सब खेलों में,

जो हारा वो फिर नहीं खेला जो जीता उसने तौबा कर ली...

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When someone touches u & u don't feel it ....it's called ignorance

When someone touches u & u feel it ....it's called love


When no one touched u but u feel it ... It's called...

KHUJLI !!!

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Manzil to mil hi jayegi , Bhatak kar hi sahi..!!!

Gumraah to wo hai , Jo ghar se nikle hi nahi..!!

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Dil-e-Gumrah Ko Kaash !! Ye Maloom Ho Jaata. . . Ki.. . .

Mohabbat Us WaQt Tak DILCHASP Hoti hai , Jab Tak Nahi Hoti.!!

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Rani Mukharjee: "Aditya darling, ab shaadi ho gayi hai, y

eh purana Sofa fenk do naya le lete hain". 

Uday: "Bhabhi yeh Sofa nahi, main hoon"

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Breaking News

Election Commission of India has confirmed that your Vote will be counted 

even if you don't upload finger mark photo on Facebook and Whatsapp.

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