Re: [Hindi Jokes] Shyaris, Jokes, Qoute (09.05.14)

 

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On Friday, 9 May 2014 5:04 PM, "Bijay Kumar bijayjsr@yahoo.in [Hindi_Jokes]" <Hindi_Jokes@yahoogroups.com> wrote:

 

superb Arrested for laughing........

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On Fri, 9/5/14, Mahesh Popat mahesh_popat@ymail.com [Hindi_Jokes] <Hindi_Jokes@yahoogroups.com> wrote:

Subject: [Hindi Jokes] Shyaris, Jokes, Qoute (09.05.14)
To: Hindi_Jokes@yahoogroups.com
Cc: "mahesh New Id" <mahesh.popat@yahoo.com>, "Group chakdefriends" <chakdefriends@yahoogroups.com>, "Group gujju-lok" <gujju-lok@yahoogroups.com>, "Group loveever_groups" <loveever_groups@yahoogroups.com>, "Group Hindi Jokes" <hindi_jokes@yahoogroups.com>
Date: Friday, 9 May, 2014, 8:17 AM














 










CHAK
DE
=======
Best
one..
Duniya ka
sabse Mushkil
Kaam... ????
Apne Kaam se
Kaam rakhna.....
=======
This is

Super..

"Murgi
aur Kauwa ki shadi fix ho
gyi..."
Upset Murga
murgi se bola- aakhir mujme kya kami thi... tumhari caste ka
tha... us kauwa me aisa kya tha
Murgi boli
''Amma abba ki khwaish thi ki ladka airforce me hona
chahiye''
=======
Kash miljaye
muje mukadar ki shahi or kalam..
Har lamha lamha likhdu apne dosto ke
nam...
=======
Universal Fact For
Men-
Your wife misses you a
lot
only when you are partying with your
friends.
=======
सबसे छोटी
कविता.......
जिन्दगी एक
जंग है,
जबतक बीवी संग
है... 
=======
Ex-girlfriend
ki shaadi ka card mila. Thodi takleef to
hui.
Phir socha jayenge
zaroor;
Mohabbat apni jagah hai aur daawat
apni jagah.
=======
Height of attempting unknown
question in an exam...
Question:
What is an Array..explain with
example?.Student: ARRAY is the word used to
call a friend when he is standing far from
you.
Eg.:
"ARRAY Yedya , ikde
ye
=======
Lady apne aap se baat karte
hue...Ki...I really don't understand who
has a vacation actually. ....
a wife with kids at her mom's
place or
a husband without his wife n kids to
be more with his friends...
=======
 इक्का
चाहे कितनी भी बाज़ी मार
जाएमगर बेगम तो हमेशा
बादशाह कि ही होती
है।
=======
Jab Khayal Aaya to Khayal Bhi unka
Aaya,
Jab Aankhen Band Ki To Khwab bhi
unka Aaya,
Socha Yaad Kar Loo Kisi Aur
ko,
Magar Hoth
Khule To Naam Bhi unka Aaya..!!
=======
Arrested for
laughing...!!This is from an actual trial in
theUK.A young woman who was
severalmonths pregnant was sitting in
abus.When she
noticed a young mansmiling at her she began
feelinghumiliated on account of
hercondition.She changed
her seat and heseemed more
amused.She moved again and then on
seeinghim laughing
more.She filed a court case on him. In
thecourt the man's defence
was:-When the lady boarded the bus
icouldn't
help noticing she waspregnant.She sat under an
advertisement,which read "Coming Soon-
Theunknown
boon"..I was even more amused when
shethen sat under a
shavingadvertisement,which read:- "William's
stick did thetrick"..Then I could not control myself
anylonger,when on the third move she
satunder an advertisement,
whichread:-
"Dunlop Rubber would haveprevented this
accident"..The case was
dismissed.The
judge fell off his chairlaughing
!
=======
मौत को देखा तो
नहीं, पर शायद वो बहुत
खूबसूरत होगी,
कम्बख़त जो भी
उस से
मिलता है, जीना छोड़
देता है..
=======
ग़ज़ब की एकता
देखी लोगों की ज़माने
में .......
ज़िन्दों को
गिराने में और मुर्दों
को उठाने में ..
=======
ज़िन्दगी में
ना ज़ाने कौनसी बात
"आख़री"
होगी,
ना ज़ाने
कौनसी रात "आख़री"
होगी ।
मिलते, जुलते,
बातें करते रहो यार एक
दूसरे से,
ना जाने कौनसी
"मुलाक़ात" आख़री
होगी ....।।।।
=======
ऐसी बेरुखी भी
देखी
है हम ने.....!!!.के लोग,
आप से तुम
तक......तुम से जान
तक,
फिर जान
से.....अनजान तक हो जाते
है.....!!!
=======
The most stupid questions ppl
usually ask in obvious situations.

1. At movies
: Hey! Wat are you doing here??Ans : Don't you know??? I sell
tickets in black over here
2. In bus: A heavy lady wearing a
pointed high heeled shoes steps on your feet: Sorry did that
hurt?Ans: No, not at all. I'm on
local anaesthesia. Why dont you try
again?
3. At funeral: One of the teary eyed
ppl ask:Why??? Why him of all ppl?Ans: Why? Would it rather have been
you??
4. When you get woken up at midnight
by a phone call : Sorry! Were you
sleeping?Ans: No! I was doing a research on
whether zulu tribes in africa marry or not. You thought i
was sleeping? You dumb witted moron!
5. When you see a friend with an
evidently shorter hair : Hey! Have you had a
haircut?Ans: Nah! Its autumn & am
shedding !! :D
=======
Women wear
Mangalsutra / Sindoor to show they're

married.................Men carry Tupperware lunch boxes
into office to show they are
married......
=======
दिलों कि बात
करता हैं
ज़माना.
पर आज भी
मोहोब्बत चेहरों से ही
शुरू होती हैं
 !!
=======
Ajeeb andhera hai a ishq teri mehfil
mai... 
Kisi ne dil bhi jalaya to roshni na
hui...
=======
Dil se Haso to Saza Dete hai
Log,
Sache Jajabat bhi Thukra Dete hai
Log,
Kya Dekhenge Do Insano ki
Dosti,,
Jab Sath
Bhethe 2 Parindo ko bhi Uda dete hai Log...
=======
Nahi Rehta Koi Shakhs Adhoora Kisi
Cheez Ke Bina ...
Waqt Guzar Hi Jata Hai Kuch Paa kar
Bhi Kuch Kho kar Bhi .
=======

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