CHAK DE
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CLASSIC ANSWER:
Aunty (seeing a kid aftr years)-
"Arey Beta kitna Bada Ho Gaya Hai tu to.."
KID- "Haan Aunty aur koi Option Hi Nahi tha!"
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किसी ने कहा आपकी आँखे बड़ी खूबसूरत हैं..
मैने भी कह दिया...कि बारिश के बाद,अक्सर मौसम सुहाना हो जाता है |।।
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जीँदगी हो या शतरंज, मजा तभी है दोस्त,
जब रानी मरते दम तक साथ हो...
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वो लोग भी चलते हे आज कल तेवर बदल कर,
जिन्हे हमने ही सिखाया था चलना संभल कर.
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This one's a Ladies special
Written by a lady
After a meeting I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys.
They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room, it wasn't there too..
Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car.
My husband has shouted many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.
My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them.
His theory is the car will be stolen.
Immediately I rushed to the parking lot, I came to a terrifying conclusion.
His theory was right. The parking lot was empty.
I immediately called the police.
I gave them my location, Description of the car, Place I parked etc,
I equally confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.
Then I made the most difficult call of all to my husband, "Honey", I stammered; (I always call him "honey" in times like these.) "I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen."
There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice.
"Idiot", he shouted, "I dropped you at the hotel !"
Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, then pls come and get me."
He shouted again, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman I have not stolen your car."...
Oo womania ooo ooo womania...
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दिल की धडकन ही रुक गयी...
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जब लाईट गयी और कामवाली बोली.।.
वोट ध हेल इस धिस, यु डोंट हेव इनवर्टर ????
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नींद और मौत में क्या फर्क है...?
किसी ने क्या खूबसूरत जवाब दिया है....
"नींद आधी मौत है". और
"मौत मुकम्मल नींद है"
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जिंदगी तो अपने ही तरीके से चलती है....
औरों के सहारे तो जनाज़े उठा करते हैं।
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सुबहे होती है , शाम होती है
उम्र यू ही तमाम होती है ।
कोई रो कर दिल बहलाता है और कोई हँस कर दर्द छुपाता है.
क्या करामात है कुदरत की,
ज़िंदा इंसान पानी में डूब जाता है और
मुर्दा तैर के दिखाता है...
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बस के कंडक्टर सी हो गयी है जिंदगी ।
सफ़र भी रोज़ का है और जाना भी कही नहीं।.....
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"The glow of one warm THOUGHT is worth more than MONEY."
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"दुश्मन बनाने के लिए
जरुरी नहीं के युद्ध
ही लड़ा जाए ,
थोड़े से कामयाब हो जाओ
वो खैरात में मिलेंगे !!"
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Always smile back at little Children;
To ignore them is to destroy their belief that the World is good.
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जिन्दगी कुछ थका थका हूँ मैं
देख ले लड़खड़ा रहा हूँ मैं
रेत में ढूँढता रहा मोती
क्या कहूं कितना बावला हूँ मैं
जा चुका मेरा काफिला आगे
था जहां पर वहीं खड़ा हूँ मैं
खूबियां पूछता है क्यों मेरी
कुछ बुरा और कुछ भला हूँ मैं
अपनी सूरत कभी नहीं देखी
लोग कहते हैं आइना हूँ मैं
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"हमें बरबाद करना है तोह हमसे प्यार करो ॥
नफरत करोगे
तोह खुद बरबाद हो जाओगे!!!"
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Boring day today.
No IPL match,
Modi busy doing work,
No AAP guy slapped..
Aise thodi na chalta hai Desh yaar..
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