Saturday, June 7, 2014

[Hindi Jokes] Story, Jokes, Shayari, Quote (17.06.14)

 


CHAK DE

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अच्छे दोस्तोँ की तलाश तो ,

कमजोर दिल वालोँ को होती है ..

बडे दिल वाले तो हर दोस्त को

अच्छा बना लेते हैँ .............

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tere pyar ne mere dil ko sarkari daftar sa bna diya. . . .  . 
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.jaha na koi kisi ki sunta hai, na kam karta hai~~~

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ae gardishe haalaat, tu mujse yu na ulajh

maine har haal me jine ki qasam khayi hai...

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सीख लिया हम ने भी तरक-ऐ-तालूक करना

मोहब्बत देते देते हमने अपनी क़दर खो दी....।।।।

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तू मुहब्बत से कोई चाल तो चल.....

.हार जाने का हौसला है मुझे....!!

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क़दर किरदार की होती है वरना,

कद में तो साया भी इंसान से बड़ा होता है

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 Do Char Logon se Rishte Banaye Rakh..Ae insaan

Kabr tak Laash Dolat nahi le jaya karti..

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Badi Tabdeeliyan Laaye Hain Hum Apne Aap Main Lekin.....

Kisi Ko Bhool Kar Jeena Hamen Ab Bhi Nahi Aaya..

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Mat Gussa karo kisi par itna,

ki waqt ke Faasle par aapko bhi afsos ho jaaye.

Kal kya pata aap miss kare,

aur wo hamesha ke liye miss ho jaye

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Breaking News
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Modi ordered automatic street cleaning machines because hand and jhadu are no More 

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तजुर्बे ने एक बात सिखाई है...

एक नया दर्द ही...
पुराने दर्द की दवाई है...!!

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मुजरा देखने गए मेरे दोस्त साथ में मुझे भी ले गये वो.....

सब उसका हुस्न देखते रहे और में उसकी मज़बूरी...

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कुछ कर गुजरने की चाह में, कहाँ कहाँ से गुजरे,

अकेले ही नज़र आये हम, जहां जहां से गुजरे................!

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रिश्ते जताने लोग मेरे घर भी आयेंगे,
फल आये है तो पेड़ पे पत्थर भी आयेंगे..

जब चल पड़े हो सफ़र को तो फिर हौसला रखो,
सहरा कहीं, कहीं पे समंदर भी आयेंगे..

कितना गरूर था उसे अपनी उड़ान पर,
उसको ख़बर न थी कि मेरे पर् भी आयेंगे..

मशहूर हो गया हूँ तो ज़ाहिर है दोस्तो,
इलज़ाम सौ तरह के मेरे सर भी आयेंगे......

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शराब पीकर मैखानों में हुल्लड मचाने वालों 

भारत में चाय की प्याली से तूफ़ान उठा है ।

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Koi roke dil behlata h,

Koi has kr dard chupata h.

Kya kramat h kudrat ki,

Zinda insaan pani mei dub jata h.

Aur murda tair ke dikhata h..!!

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Rote hain tanha dekh kar mujhko wo raaste

Jin pe tere baghair main guzra kabhi na tha

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 Please read. Really good.

A Professor was teaching about Proverbs 15:1.
He asked his students, 'why do we shout in anger?
Why do people shout at each other when they are upset?' 

The students thought for awhile. 
One said, because we lose our calm. 

But why shout when the other person is just next to you? 
Asked the professor. 
Isn't it possible to speak to him or her with a soft voice? 
Why do you shout at a person when you are angry? 

The students gave some answers but none satisfied the Professor.

Finally he explained, 'when two people are angry at each other, 
there is a distance in their hearts psychologically. 
To cover the distance, they must shout to be able to hear each other. 
The angrier they are,the stronger they will shout to hear each other through that great distance. 
Then the Professor asked, 'What happens when two people fall in love? 
They don't shout at each other but talk softly. 
Why? Because their hearts are psychologically close. 
The distance between them is very close. 
The Professor continued, 'When they love each other even more, what happens? 
They don't speak, only whisper and they even get closer to each other in their love. 
Finally they even need not whisper, they only look at each other and that's all.....
So next time you shout on a loved one, 
know that you are creating distance between your heart and that person's heart. 

Proverbs 15:1 says a gentle answer turns away wrath, but a harsh word stirs up anger. 

PLS SHARE with as many friends as u can. 
U maybe healing a hot tempered person today...
Enjoy every moment. "Life is easy"

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Aache din aa rahe hain

Today I saw a girl on scooty gave left indicator and she actually turned left...

Unbelievble..

M still in shock..

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Papa- Whom u like more muma or papa?

Kid-Both

Papa- No tell me 1?

Kid- Both

Papa- If i go to America & Ur mother go to Paris
Whr will u go?

Kid- Paris

Papa- It means u like ur mother?

Kid- No, coz paris is beautiful than America

Papa- If i go to paris & Ur mother goes to america so Whr will u go?

Kid- America

Papa- why?

Kid- Paris to ghum aaye na papa

Papa-  Jaa bey Maa key Chamche  jaa school jaa

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टूट  कर  भी  कम्बख्त  धड़कता  रहता  है... 

मैने इस दुनिया मैं दिल सा कोई वफादार नहीं देखा..

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A good life starts when you stop waiting for a better life to come.

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About 2years ago in-front of his eyes his girlfriend was

brutally raped by six bastards in a running bus of Delhi.

He fought till the time he was beaten to blue with an iron rod.

They broke his leg,robbed
him, snatched his mobile & left him almost naked

apart from inserting a rod inside the genital of
his girl friend after raping her.

He fought till the time he could.
Then in that chilling cold night
he was thrown from the running bus along with his girl friend.

They were naked,drained,exhausted & both were bleeding for different reason.

In that situation he tried to stop passing cars & 

kept on begging a piece of shawl to wrap his naked girl friend & 

finally he got it after 40 minutes.

Then he took her to hospital,admitted her,called police,called her parents & 
did every possible co-operation that a true friend should
do at the hour of need.

He could have flee from the bus - he did not.

He could have leave her on the road - he did not.

He could have claim fame & money ( as the shameless father of Nirbhaya
took Rs 25 lakhs from UP CM,
a job for his son & many more from many people by his daughter's name ) - 
but he did not.

He could have claim his treatment money from Govt - he did not.

He could have become the most frequently seen face
in electronic media in exchange of money - he did not.

If this is not the friendship then what friendship is ? 

When the entire country roared for the girl no one thought what this boy has
done on that night.

He is not a film star or a cricketer.

He is Awindra Pratap Pandey a boy
from Gorakshapur in UP the boy who loved his
girl from the core of his heart.

When he is there
why we Indian will celebrate friendship day on
3rd August to copy Americans ?

We should celebrate friendship day in India only on 16th
December to salute the spirit of Awindra who
proved what friendship means.

Let 16th Dec an official friendship day in India 
Am I talking sense ? If yes then please share this

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