Uncle - Mere computer ke liye achchhe parde dena
Shop keeper - Computer ke parde aate hai aisa maine kabhi suna nahi !!
Uncle - Yaar, mere computer mein windows hai to parde to chahiye na...
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Teacher - Raju, maine tumhe 10 examples homework mein diye the, tumne 1 hi kyon kiya ?
Raju - Sir, aapne hi to kaha tha ki hame thode mein hi santosh manana chahiye...
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Aek pathan cycle chalate huve gungunata ja raha tha. Raaste mein aek aurat se takra gaya.
Aurat gusse mein boli- brake nahi maar shakte the kya ?
Pathan ne kaha- pura cycle to maar diya abhi brake maar ne se kya fayda....
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Pyar to humko bhi karna tha, lekin baat kuchh bani nahi.
Taj Mahal to hum ko bhi banvana tha, lekin loan paas hui nahi....
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