Tuesday, March 10, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] Deadly PJ's



Deadly PJ's

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Teacher: Translate - Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain.
Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market

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Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?
Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.


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Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs ,marriage age 21yrs?
Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.


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Santa bada dukhi tha, kisi ne pucha itni tension me kyonho?
Ek dost ko 3 lac plastic surgery k liye diye the, ab use pehchan nahin pa raha


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Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya , gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.
Banta: Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo.


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Santa: Wo dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai.
Banta: Are tension mat le, Jeher bharwane aya hoga...


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Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?
Banta: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao.
Santa: Phir?
Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta !


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