Thursday, March 26, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] Funny Lines !!



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The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new car.
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Sometimes when I reflect back on all the cigarettes I smoked, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the cigarette and think about the workers in the cigarette factory and all of their hopes and dreams. If I don’t smoke this cigarette, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered, Then I say to myself, it’s better that I smoke this cigarette and let their dreams come true then be selfish and worry about my LUNGS.
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Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. “I’ll hear the oldest first,� he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.
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My wife thinks “freedom of the press� means no-iron clothes.
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When the best actors are chosen by other actors, it’s called the Oscars.
When the best actors are chosen by the people, it’s called an election.
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A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drove his prize possession even to the grocery store which was a few blocks from the house.

After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed, “Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age!�
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“Take a pencil and paper,� the teacher said, “and write an essay with the title ‘If I Were a Millionaire’� Everyone but Philip, who leaned back with arms folded, began to write furiously. “What’s the matter,� the teacher asked. “Why don’t you begin?� “I’m waiting for my secretary,� he replied.
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Q: What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
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Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal
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