[Hindi_Jokes] Santa Banta

Santa Banta

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Teacher: Translate - Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain.

 Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market.

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 Interviewer: What is skeleton?

 Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot

 to stop it..!!!

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 Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs &

 marriage age 21yrs?

 Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin

 biwi ko nahi. 

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 Santa bada dukhi tha, kisi ne pucha itni tension me kyon  ho?

 Santa: Ek dost ko 3 lac plastic surgery k liye diye the, ab use pehchan  nahin pa raha

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 Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya , gaadi aage nahi ja  sakti.

 Banta: Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo.
 
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 Santa: Wo dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai.

 Banta: Are tension mat le, Jeher bharwane aya hoga...

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 Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.

 Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?

 Banta: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao.

Santa: Phir?

 Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta !

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