there is no better revenge than
By all means marry.If you get a good wife,
you'll be happy.
If you get a bad one,
you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things,
and prevents us from achieving them.
Anonymous
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Sigmund Freud
'Some people ask the
secret of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a
restaurant two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner,
soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
Anonymous
'There's a way of transferring
funds that is even faster than
electronic banking.
It's called marriage.'
Sam Kinison
'I've had bad luck with both my wives.
The first one left me,
and the second one didn't.'
James Holt McGavra
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
Anonymous
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