Saturday, October 3, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] Once again solid item (>_<) (haso yaar)

 

hindi jokes

"U love someone
 U marry someone else.

 The one u marry
 becomes ur wife or husband

 And the one u loved
 becomes the password of ur mail id"

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 There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.


 There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it.

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 If someone says u r ugly, its ok, if someone says u r stupid, its ok,

 If someone says u r a genius slap him as tight as you can cos there is
 limit of kidding n someone just crossed it.

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 Three dreams of a man:


 To be as handsome as his mother thinks.


 To be as rich as his child believes.


 To have as many women as his wife suspects...

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 Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is the liver & wife
 the kidney.


 If the liver fails, the kidney fails. If the kidney fails, the liver
 manages with other kidney.

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 Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge.

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 What's the diff between Dava & Daru?


 Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date and


 Daru is like a wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

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 Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?

 Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or
 wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.
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 The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed
 it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut! 


Tarun Dutta
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