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Ravi- "Inka Swasthya Bahut Achchha Hai, Kya Khate Hai?"

Nirmal- "Tamaatar."

Ravi- " Aur Pite Kya Hai?"

Nirmal- "Soda Water."

Ravi- "Inke Haath Me Kya Hai?"

Nirmal- "Tharmomitar."

Ravi- ""Yaha To Sab Tar-Tar Hai. 

Maine Kisi Ke Ghar Me Naukari Karne Ko Kaha Tha Taalab Me Nahi."

 

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Gopal- "Apke Ghar Me Aag Lag Gai Hai."

Ravi- "Chinta Karne Ki Avshyakata Nahi Hai, Bimaa Hai."

Gopal - "Lekin Apki Patni Andar Jal Rahi Hai."

Ravi - "Koi Fikra Nahi Uska Bhi Bimaa Hai."

 

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Sharabi Ravi- "(Dusare Sharabi Se) Yaar, Mai Kal Bharat Ka Pradhanamantri Banunga."

Dusra Sharabi- "Tu To Tab Banega Jab Mai Istifaa De Dunga."

 

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Ravi Ne Kuchh Sochkar Kaha- "Pitaji, Mai Tumhe Apni Baarat Me Nahi Le Jaunga."

Pita Ne Aashchryachakit Hokar Kaha- "Kyo Bhai, Aisi Kya Baat Hai?"

Ravi Ne Kaha- "Aap Bhi Muje Apni Baarat Me Nahi Le Gaye The."

 

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Ravi Ko Uski Maa Ne Pita. To Ravi Bhaagakar Chaarpaai Ke Niche Chhip Gaya. 

Uske Pitaji Ghar Aye Aur Puchha- "Ravi Beta Kaha Hai?"

Uski Maa Ne Hath Se Ishara Karte Hue Batayaa Ki Chaarpaai Ke Niche Chip Gaya. 

Uske Pitaji Ghar Aye Aur Puchha- "Ravi Beta Kaha Hai ?"

Ravi Bola- "Pitaji, 

Kya Apko Bhi Maa Ne Maara Hai Jo Yaha Chhipane Aa Rahe Ho?"

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