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Raju Simaran Ki Ghadi Lekar Ghadisaaj Ke Paas Aya.

"Aap Chabi Kab Bharte Hai?" Ghadisaaj Ne Puchha.

"Raat Me." Raju Ne Uttar Diya.

"Isaliye Itni Kharab Ho Gai Hai." Ghadisaaj Bola- "Krupya Subah Chabi Bhara Kare."

 

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"Tum Hamesha Murkhtapurn Baate Kiya Karti Ho." Raju Ne Simaran Se Kaha.

Simaran Shant Swar Me Boli- "Sab Sangat Ka Asar Hai, Yaha Aane Se Pahle Mai Aisi Na Thi. Mera B.A. Ka Certificate Is Baat Ki Gawahi Hai.'

 

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"Start Ho Jaane Ke Baad Is Gaadi Ka Break Hi Nahi Lagta." Simaran Ne Raju Se Kaha.

"Kya Tumne Bhi Is Gaadi Ko Drive Kiya Tha." Raju Ne Puchha.

"Haa." Simaran Ne Batayaa.

"Tabhi To Tumharaa Asar Is Gaadi Par Pad Gayaa Hai." Raju Ne Chhinta Diya.

 

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Mahila Neta Simaran Aurato Ki Ajadi Ke Paksh Me Bhashan De Rahi Thi. Wah Aurato Ko Dimaagi Taur Par Purusho Se Uchch Siddh Karna Chahti Thi. Usne Kaha- "Akhir Pagalkhane Adhiktar Purusho Se Hi Kyo Bhar Rahe Hai? Diwane Adhiktar Purush Hi Kyo Hote Hai?"

Tabhi Waha Maujud Logo Me Upsthit Simaran Ke Premi Raju Ki Awaj Aai. "Are, Unko Diwanaa Banayaa Kisne?"

 

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Sangitakar Raju Se Simaran Ne Kaha- "Kya Aaj Raat Ke Liye Aap Apna Sitaar Aur Tabalaa Muje De Sakte Hai?"

Kyo.... Kya Mera Gana Sun-Sunakar Aaj Aapka Bhi Man Gane Ko Kar Raha Hai?" Kalakaar Raju Ne Kaha.

'Nahi Aaj Mai Aaram Se Sona Chahti Hu." Simaran Ne Jawab Diya.

*** Raaj  ***

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