[Hindi_Jokes] sMiLe pLeAsE-5

 

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Smile Please - 5

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Simaran Apne Purane Premi Raju Se Milane Uske Ghar Par Pahunchi.

Raju Apne Chhote-Chhote Bachcho Par Bigad Rahe The.

"Ullu Ka Pattha... Shaitan Ka Bachcha.....Suvar....."

Tabhi Samane Se Aati Simaran Bol Uthi- "Kya Baat Hai? Kyo Savere-Savere Apne Rishtedaaro Ko Yaad Kar Rahe Ho."

 

2.

Chintu-Pinki Ne Jab Ek-Dusre Ko Shadi Karne Ka Vachan Diya To Pinki Boli- "Magar Dear, Ek Baat Mai Pahle Hi Saaph Kar Dun."

'Kya?"

"Muje Khana Bananaa Nahi Ataa."

"Koi Baat Nahi Priy." Chintu Bola- "Mai Bhi Pahle Hi Ek Baat Saaf Kar Deta Hu."

"Kya?"

"Mai Ek Kavi Hu.... Mere Ghar Me Pakaane Ke Lie Kuchh Hota Hi Nahi Hai." Chintu Bola.

 

3.

Simaran Ek Hi Pyar Ki Rat Lagati Hui Boli- Mai Tumhe Chahti Hu... Mai Tumhe Chahti Hu."

"To Fir Tum Mere Sath Shadi Kyo Nahi Kar Leti Simaran?" Raju Bola.

"Please, Apni Jaban Se Mat Firi." Simaran Ne Munh Banaate Hue Kaha.

 

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Ek Roj Hamare Yaha Party Thi. Saari Taiyariya Ho Chuki Thi. Mai Table Set Kar Rahi Thi. Kaam Jaldi Ho Jaye, Yah Sochkar Maine Apne Miyaa Raju Ko Almari Se Chainaa Plate Nikalne Ko Kaha.

Thodi Der Baad Unki Kichan Se Awaj Aayi- "Suno Yaha To "Med In Chaina" Wali Koi Plate Dikhai Nahi De Rahi Hai Kaha Par Rakh  Di Hai Tumne?"

Muje Us Samay Wakai Samaj Nahi Aaya Ki Mai Unki Baat Sunakar Hansu Yaa Rou?

 

5.

Sangit Adhyapikaa Ke Pad Hetu Niyukti Ho Rahi Thi. Interview Ke Dauraan Prashn Puchha Gaya Ki Shastriy Sangit Aur Disko Me Kya Antar Hota Hai?

Simaran Ne Uttar Diya- "Sar Aur Paanv Ka Antar Hai."

Saakshatkarakartaa Ne Puchha- "Wah Kaise?"

Simaran Ne Jawab Diya- "Shaastriy Sangit Me Log Sar Hilate Hai Aur Disco Me Paanv."

 

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