Saturday, October 24, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] sMiLe pLeAsE-6

 


1.

"Wakil Sahab! Mere Pati Bahut Hi Gande, Ghatiya, Dhokebaj Insaan Hai."

Wakil Ne Hairaan Hote Hue Puchha- "Magar Aap Aisi Baat Kaise Kah Sakati Hai?"

"Kyonki Mere Ek Bhi Bachche Ki Shakl Unse Nahi Milti." Simaran Ne Uttar Diya.

 

2.

Vidhan Sabha Me Bahas Ke Dauraan Simaran Vidhayak Ne Vipakshi Neta Raju Se Kaha- "Muje Malum Hai, Aap Kiske Isharo Par Bol Rahe Hai."

Vipakshi Neta Ne Kaha- "Yaha Bahas Me Aap Meri Patni Ko Kyo Ghasit Rahi Hai?"

 


3.

Davaa Vikretaa Raju Ne Davaa Ki Prashnsa Karte Hue Kaha- "Kaisa Bhi Gala Kharab Ho, Is Davaa Se Ekdam Thik Ho Jayegaa."

Is Par Simaran Ki Chh Varshiya Putri Dipa Ne Kaha- "Mammi Le Lo, Papa Bhi Apne Swetar Ka Galaa Kharab Bata Rahe The."

 

4.

Baatuni Simaran Ne Raju Ka Dhyaan Apne Kesh-Vinyaas Ki Or Aakrusht Karaate Hue Puchha- "Kyo Ji, Kano Ko Baalo Se Dhakkar Kaisi Lagati Hu?"

"Kano Ke Bajaay Munh Ko Baalo Se Dhak Liya Hota, To Jyadaa Achchhi Lagti." Raju Muskurakar Bolaa.

 

5.

Moti, Bedaul, Fasionable Simaran Ne Sabjiyaa Kharidate Samay Lauki Me Nakhun Gaadakar Dekha, Bhindi Ki Nauk Todkar Dekhi, Ninbu Ko Dabaa-Dabaakar Parkhaa, Tamaatar Ki Sakhti Ka Jaayja Liya, To Sabji Wala Tanik Khijakar Bola- "Madam, Maaf Kijiyega, Kya Aap Itni Jaanch-Parakh Me Paas Ho Sakti Hai?"

 

*** Raaj  ***


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