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Chintu Apne Dost Ko Apna Dukhda Suna Raha Tha- "Meri Bivi Pinki Ne Hamare Naye Makaan Me Apni Pasand Ka Rang Karayaa, Naya Furniture Kharida, Naye Palang, Nai Mej, Nai Kursiyaa, Naye Parde Lagaye... Aur Bhi Dhero Chije Kharid Kar Makaan Ko Sajayaa- Sanvaraa."

"To Fir Problem Kya Hai?" Dost Ne Puchha.

"Ab Vo Mujse Talak Chahati Hai." Chintu Ne Kaha.

"Vo Kyo?" Dost Ne Puchha.

"Kyoki Use Lagta Hai Ki Mera Huliya Ghar Ki Nai Saaj-Sajja Se Match Nahi Kar Raha."

Chintu Neta Ji Ko Phootball Ka Final Match Dekhne Aur Inam Baantane Ke Liye Aamantrit Kiya Gaya.

Is Mauke Par Unhone Apne Bhashn Me Kaha- Jitne Wali Team Ko Trauphy Dete Hue Muje Bahut Khushi Ho Rahi Hai. Lekin Sath Hi Afsos Is Baat Ka Hai Ki Sirf Do Hi Team Final Me Pahunch Saki. Bhavishya Me Hame Yah Dhyaan Rakhna Hoga Ki Khiladiyo Ko Jyadaa Se Jyadaa Suvidhaye Di Jaye, Taki Jyada Se Jayada Team Final Me Pahunch Sake."

Pared Se Pahale Kamaandar Ne Fauji Chintu Se Puchha- "Chintu, Tumne Aaj Dadhi Kyo Nahi Banai?"

Chintu Fauji Ne Darte-Darte Kaha- "Maine Dadhi To Banai Thi, Lekin Ek Hi Aaine Ke Saamane Ham Saat Aath Jawaan Dadhi Bana Rahe The. Lagta Hai Maine Galti Se Kisi Aur Ki Dadhi Bana Di."

Ladka- "Tumharaa Ghar Jane Ka Kya Iradaa Hai?"

Ladki- "Tumhare Paas Kitne Rupye Hai?"

Ladka- "Lagbhag Char Sau Rupye Hai?"

Ladki- "Filhal Char-Paanch Din Tak Jaane Ka Koi Iradaa Nahi."

Koktel Party Me Jamkar Pine Ke Baad Chintu Ji Ghar Laut Rahe The.

Raaste Me Unhone Dekha Ki Kuchh Log Sadak Par Ek Bada-Sa Gaddha Khod Rahe Hai. Chintu Ne Ladkhadaati Awaj Me Puchha- "Is Samay Yaha Aap Log Kya Kar Rahe Hai?"

"Ha Surang Bana Rahe Hai."

"Kitna Samay Lag Jayega?"

"Paanch Chh Mahine."

Chintu Ji Kuchh Der Tak Sochte Rahe Fir Bole- "Fir Mai Taxi Hi Le Letaa Hu."

*** Raaj ***

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