Tuesday, October 20, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] wonderful definitions

 



Wonderful Definitions


School 
A place where Parents pay and children play
 
     

Life Insurance 
A contract that keeps you poor all your life 
so that you can die Rich.

Nurse: 
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. 

Marriage 
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.. 

Divorce 
Future tense of Marriage.

Tears 
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower. 

Lecture

An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of  the students without passing through "the minds of either" 

Conference 
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. 


Compromise 
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece 


Dictionary 
A place where success comes before work 


Conference Room 
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on 


Father 
A banker provided by nature 


Criminal 
A person no different from the rest
 
...except that he/she got caught 


Boss 
Someone who is early when you are late and  late when you are early


Politician 
One who shakes your hand before elections and 
your Confidence after 


DOCTOR 
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills. 


Classic 
Books, which people praise, but do not read. 


Smile 
A curve that can set a lot of things straight. 


Office 
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. 


Yawn 
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. 


Etc. 
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. 


Committee 
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. 


Experience 
The name men give to their mistakes. 


Atom Bomb 
An invention to end all inventions. 


Philosopher 
A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise  


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