Wednesday, February 24, 2010

[Hindi_Jokes] Aap be padiye aap ke doston ko be padaiye-2

 

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Ladki ki Maa- "Kyu be Chokre! kal raat tune

andhere me meri beti se chedchaad kyu ki?"

Ladka- "Auntiji, aaj savere ujaale me dekhne

ke baad yahi khayaal mere mann me bhi paida hua tha!"

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Do Chatra school me der se pahuche to adhyaapak ne ek se poocha-

"Monu, school der se kyu aye ho?"

Monu- "Sir, meri athanni gum ho gayi thi!"

Adhyaapak- "Usse dhundne me der ho gayi!"

Adhyaapak dusre Chatra se puche- "Suraj, tum der se kyu aye?"

Suraj- "Sir,mai iski athanni par pair

rakhkar khada tha!"

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Santa- "Tum is ladki ko jaante ho?"

Banta- "Ha,kabhi mai iske saath soya karta tha!"

Santa- "Achaa! kab? kaha?"

Banta- "Jab mai college me padta tha!

angreji ke claas me !

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Premika- "Maine nishchay kiya hua hai ki jab

tak tum apne jeevan me koi saahasik kaam nahi

karoge, mai tumhare saath shaadi nahi karungi!"

Premi- "Is kamar tod mahangai ke jamaane me

tumse shaadi karne ka faisla karna kya

kam saahas ka kaam hai?"

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