Sabi log kahte hai ki Suhani we want more and more.
To friends lo mai feer se aa gayi.
Mai aaj 3 panne bej rahi hu.
Friends hindi me type karne me bahut samay
lagta hai.Par aap logo ke lie likhna muje bahut acha
lagta hai.
Friends mai mere forum par be ye sare pages upload
kar rahi hu.Aap be mere forum me aa kar jarur reply dijiye
Mere forum ka web address hai
http://hindijokes.
Aap ki best friend
suhanisharma21f@
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Judge- "Tum pehle kabhi jail gaye ho?"
Mujrim ne rote-rote jawaab diya- "Ji nahi,
Judge- "Koi baat nahi! Rote kyu ho? Mai ab bhej deta hu!"
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Rajesh- "Waiter, yah kya baat hai? Tumhare menu
me do uble ando ki keemat jyada likhi hai
aur do ando ke omlet ki keemat kam likhi hui hai?"
Waiter- "Kyuki do ando ke omlet me do ande
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Santa- "Kal maine apni patni ko bahut
Santa- "Kal maine use ek nayi saadi lekar
di aur fir ghar ke saare sheeshe chupa diye!"
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Santa- "Dinesh ke bure din aa gaye!"
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Daatoon ke Docter ki beti ne apne premi se pucha-
"Tumne mere papa se hamari shaadi ki baat ki?"
Premi- "Gaya to tha fir unke clinic par,
lekin baat karne ki himmat hi nahi padi!
Aaj bhi ek aur daant nikalva aaya!"
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Havaldaar- "Ruko! kaun jaata hai?"
Havaldaar- "Bhartiya ho to Bharat ka
Havaldaar- "Thik hai! Chale jao! Tum jarur Bhartiya ho!"
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Adhyaapak- "Suresh, sidh karo ki vastu garmi
Suresh- "Garmiyo me chutiyaa failkar do maah
ki tatha sardiyo me sikudkar sirf dus din
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Santa- "Meri biwi kehti hai ki agar mai
mar gaya to vo dusri shadi nahi karegi!"
Banta- "Iska matlab yah hua ki vo samajhti
hai ki duniya me tum jaisa aur koi nahi hai!"
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Premi- "Darling! Hamaare prem ki baat bilkul
gupt rakhna! Kisi ko bhi kuch na batana!"
Premika- "Sheela ko to jarur bataungi! Saari
hekdi bhul jaayegi khasmakhaani!
kehti thi ki kaun murkh hoga jo mujhse prem karega?"
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Feri waala- "Janaab, dus rupye kilo kaise de du
ye seb aapko? Das rupye kilo to mujhe ghar par padhte hai!"
Graahak- "To apne ghar ka pata bolo,
tumhaare ghar aakar le lenge!"
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Santa- "Kaun-sa jaanvar imaarat se ucha
Santa- "Koi bhi jaanvar imaarat se ucha kood
sakta hai! Imaarat to kabhi nahi kood sakti!"
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Patni- "Mai abhi-abhi beauty parlour me teen
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