Friday, February 26, 2010

[Hindi_Jokes] AAP BE PADIYE AAP KE DOSTON KO BE PADAIYE 3-4-5

 

 

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Daatoon ke Docter ki beti ne apne premi se pucha-

"Tumne mere papa se hamari shaadi ki baat ki?"

Premi- "Gaya to tha fir unke clinic par,

lekin baat karne ki himmat hi nahi padi!

Aaj bhi ek aur daant nikalva aaya!"

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Havaldaar- "Ruko! kaun jaata hai?"

Aadmi- "Mai bhartiya hu!"

Havaldaar- "Bhartiya ho to Bharat ka

raashtriya geet sunao!"

Aadmi- "Mujhe nahi aata!"

Havaldaar- "Thik hai! Chale jao! Tum jarur Bhartiya ho!"

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Adhyaapak- "Suresh, sidh karo ki vastu garmi

paakar failti hai?"

Suresh- "Garmiyo me chutiyaa failkar do maah

ki tatha sardiyo me sikudkar sirf dus din

ki reh jaati hai!"

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Santa- "Meri biwi kehti hai ki agar mai

mar gaya to vo dusri shadi nahi karegi!"

Banta- "Iska matlab yah hua ki vo samajhti

hai ki duniya me tum jaisa aur koi nahi hai!"

Santa- "Galat! uska khayaal hai ki sabhi mujh jaise hai!"

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Premi- "Darling! Hamaare prem ki baat bilkul

gupt rakhna! Kisi ko bhi kuch na batana!"

Premika- "Sheela ko to jarur bataungi! Saari

hekdi bhul jaayegi khasmakhaani!

kehti thi ki kaun murkh hoga jo mujhse prem karega?"

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Feri waala- "Janaab, dus rupye kilo kaise de du

ye seb aapko? Das rupye kilo to mujhe ghar par padhte hai!"

Graahak- "To apne ghar ka pata bolo,

tumhaare ghar aakar le lenge!"

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Santa- "Kaun-sa jaanvar imaarat se ucha

kood sakta hai?"

Banta- "Maalum nahi!"

Santa- "Koi bhi jaanvar imaarat se ucha kood

sakta hai! Imaarat to kabhi nahi kood sakti!"

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Patni- "Mai abhi-abhi beauty parlour me teen

ghante lagaakar lauti hu!"

Pati- "Achaa! Fir bhi baari nahi aaye!"

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