[Hindi_Jokes] prishi pari ke funny sms

 

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SMS

Gabbar-ye hath muje dede thakur
Thakur-nai
In hatho se me dosto ko msgs krta hu
Yejo is waqt msg padh raha h is ke hath lele
Ye kabhi msg nai krta

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Ek sharabi roz shiv mandir
mein matha tekta tha!
Ek din pujari ne Shivji ki jagah
Ganesh ki murti rakhi
Sharabi aaya, bola "Chhotu!
Papa se kehna uncle aaye the"

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Captain:Naujawanon Come Forward
Sardarji Does Not Move
Captain:You Did Not Move Forward,Why?
Sardarji:Oji You Said Nau(9) Jawanon,
I Was The 10th In Line

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Santa Bus Me Ja Raha Tha,
Samne Baithi Ek Aurat Apni Beti Ko,
Bar Bar Bol Rahi Thi, "Jaldi Se Ye Halwa Khalo,
Warna Mai wo Uncle Ko Dedungi"
Kuch der baad Santa Ghusse Se Bola:
Behenji Aap Jaldi Faisla Karo,
Halwe Ke Chakkar Me
4 Stop Agge Aa Gaya Hoon.

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At a football match ground. Santa: Ye log ball nu
foot kyun maar rahe ne?
Boy: Goal karan lai.
Santa: Paar ball tan pehlan hi
gol hai hor kinni gol karangey.

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Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
prishipari2011@gmail.com

Aap be padiye aur aap ke friends ko be bejiye
Hamare group ke messages.
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