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Prishi Pari Ke Funny SMS

After Death goes heaven,
God=Bol kya chahiye?
=Muze sonni kuddi dila do,
God= Dila dunga,,
Aagr tu Muslim hai to KATRINA..
Agar Baniya hai to YANA..
Aur Agar Punjabi hai to KAREENA,,
Bol tera naam kya hai..??
Mohammad Singh Aggarwal

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Girl-Jan Mujhe Aise PrPOSE Kro
Jaise kisi Ne N Kia Ho
Boy-Haramzadi,Kutti,Kamini,
I LOVE u Dayan,Mujhse Shadi Krke
MujheBarbaad Kr De chudel.

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Gandhi Bapu ne kaha izzat karni hai
to biwi ki karo,khayal rakhna hai to
biwi ka rakho,pyar karna hai to biwi se karo.
Magar biwi kiski ye bapu ne nahi bataya.

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Jahan ki gurbat me sukun nahi ayega,
Gam-e-tohin se kubul nahi ayega.
Maklul ki fitrat he ye kafir,
Dimag fatt jayega parr yeh
sher samaj nahi ayega..!!

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Teacher - Batao sabse jada
nasha kis cheez me hota hai ?
Banta - Books me..!!
Teacher - Vo Kaise..??
Banta - Kholte hi neend aa jati hai...!!

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Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
prishipari2011@gmail.com

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