Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes
Mummy -"Padh le beta,
exam me ye T.V. nayi aayega!"
Me -"Arey aap pareshan mat ho,
maine sab taiyyaar kr li hai ."
Mummy -"Toh fir tum ek kaam karo, tum.."
.
Me -"Are haan, ek chapter toh
revise karna reh hi gaya!"
Mummy -"Padh le beta,
exam me ye T.V. nayi aayega!"
Me -"Arey aap pareshan mat ho,
maine sab taiyyaar kr li hai ."
Mummy -"Toh fir tum ek kaam karo, tum.."
.
Me -"Are haan, ek chapter toh
revise karna reh hi gaya!"
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Degree Boy:" A chote Ek Chocolate
khilaunga kya apne Didi ka number dega.. ??
.
.
3rd std Boy:" Tujhe Ek Beer peelaunga ye
Luv Leter Jaake apni Choti behen ko dega.. ?? :p ;-)) :D
Degree Shocks
Primary Rocks...
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Universal truth:
.
.
Help a girl when she is in trouble,
and
she will surely remember you
only when she is again in trouble.
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RAKHI SAWANT Train me!
.
TC- Ticket?
.
Rakhi-Mera to Chehra hi Ticket hai.
.
TC- Jurmana lgega!
.
Rakhi-Q?
.
.
.
.
TC- Qki Tum 1st CLASS me baithi
ho
&
Chehra 3rd CLASS ka hai.
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Popcorn n ladkiyo me ek similarity
hai... ??
.
.
.
Saala dono ko jalao to dono muh
fula leti hai..:
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Jitni Padhai Girls Rickshaw,
Auto And Buses me Karti Hai..
.
.
.
Utni Agar Class Ya Ghar Par kar le to,,
.
Har Saal TOP kar Jaaye..
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Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend
Prishi Pari
prishipari2011@gmail.com
Aap be padiye aur aap ke friends ko be bejiye
Hamare group ke messages.
http://groupsyahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
.
.
Help a girl when she is in trouble,
and
she will surely remember you
only when she is again in trouble.
******************************
RAKHI SAWANT Train me!
.
TC- Ticket?
.
Rakhi-Mera to Chehra hi Ticket hai.
.
TC- Jurmana lgega!
.
Rakhi-Q?
.
.
.
.
TC- Qki Tum 1st CLASS me baithi
ho
&
Chehra 3rd CLASS ka hai.
******************************
Popcorn n ladkiyo me ek similarity
hai... ??
.
.
.
Saala dono ko jalao to dono muh
fula leti hai..:
******************************
Jitni Padhai Girls Rickshaw,
Auto And Buses me Karti Hai..
.
.
.
Utni Agar Class Ya Ghar Par kar le to,,
.
Har Saal TOP kar Jaaye..
******************************
Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend
Prishi Pari
prishipari2011@gmail.com
Aap be padiye aur aap ke friends ko be bejiye
Hamare group ke messages.
http://groupsyahoo.com/group/H
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