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Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes

Arz kia hai..:p
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door se dekha to kitaabe najar aa rahithi..
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Gaur pharmaiyega..
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Door se dekha to kitabe najar aarahi thi..
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Kya pagal h kya.
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Paas jane ka sawal hi nahi uthta

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Kid 2 Mom:" 10 Rs Dena, Bahar 1 Garib Ko Dene Hen..
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Mom:" Kaha Hai Garib.. ??
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Kid:" Bechra Bahar Dhup Me
Kulfiyan Bech Raha Hai..

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Ek din pappu samundar me
naha rha tha tabhi achanak dubne lagta
hai Doobne laga to usne pooja ki..
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"Hey bhagwan,
agar me bach gaya to garib logo
ko Biryani khilauga..:))
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tabhi Ek jordaar Lehar aayi or usko sahil
par phenk diya Pappu ne upar dekh k kaha,
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Kaunsi biryani or waha se jane laga...:p
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Ek aur lehar aayi or pappu ko wapis le gayi..:((
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to pappu kehne laga:"Mera mtlab tha k chicken
biryani ya mutton biryani"..

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Angry boss: tumne kabhi ullu dekha hau,?
Executive: (ser zukate hue)nahi sir ....
Boss: niche kya dekh rahe ho meri taraf dekho.

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Agar manjil ko pana hai to
hosala sath rakhana
agar pyar ko pana hai to
etbaar sath rakhana
agar hamesha haste rehana
hai to dant saf rakhana

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Beta:
mummy kya love marriage karny say
ghar walay naaraz hote hain kya ?
Maa: Tu yakenan kisi churail k chakar
main hoga
or ye sub tujhe usi daayan ne kaha hoga,
Larkiyan to bus larkon ko
phansaanay main he lagi rehti hain :/
Jahan Acha Larka dekha shuru
hogaien,
Beta in se bach k rehna ye bohat makkar or
KAMEENI hoti hain or inka to khandan
bhi…...
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Beta:
aisa kuch nahi hai, Wo to dAddy bata rahey thay k
Aap Dono ki Love Marriage thee :

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Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
prishipari2011@gmail.com

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