Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes
Teacher - Agar tumhara dost or gf
kashti me doob rahe ho to tum kise bachaoge..? .
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Student - Marne do dono ko.!. . . . .
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. Teacher- kyu.? . . . . .
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? ? Student- Saale dono 1 sath
1 kasti mein kar kya rhe the.;
Teacher - Agar tumhara dost or gf
kashti me doob rahe ho to tum kise bachaoge..? .
.
.
Student - Marne do dono ko.!. . . . .
.
. Teacher- kyu.? . . . . .
.
.
.
? ? Student- Saale dono 1 sath
1 kasti mein kar kya rhe the.;
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INSULT :P
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Boyfriend : Please Keep Me In Your Brain,
Not In Your Heart..;)
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Girlfriend : How Funny,
Why Not Heart..??
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Boyfriend : Because
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Your Heart Is Housefull And Brain
Is Empty,
More Empty Space Means More Comfort
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Dada ji :- Beta jaa pani le aa,.
1st pota :- m nhi jaa sakta
game khel rha hu,
.
.
2nd pota :- rehne do dada ji,
ye to battmiz hai,
.
Aap khud hi jakar le
aao...
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Bed luck
Girl: hi baby. :)
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Boy: hi my lovely..
(sending failed)
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Girl: are u there...??
.
Boy: yes ! yes i am here!
(sending failed)
girl: are u ignoring me or
what....??
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Boy: honey im not.... im here..
(sending failed)
girl: ok! it's over: dont u ever
talk to me again!
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Boy: DAMN! go to hell ! >.<
.
.
(message sent)
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When Love Fail,Emotion Works,
Emotion Fail,Memories Works,
Memories Fail,Word Works,
When Everything Fails...
Take 750 ML Vodka,It Really Works..
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Emotional atyachar
Rat ko 12 baje ladki ne
boyfriend ko call kiya
or
kaha
mere ghar me koi nahi hai
boyfriend uske ghar gaya
or
sach me koi nahi tha tala laga tha...
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Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend
Prishi Pari
prishipari2011@gmail.com
Aap be padiye aur aap ke friends ko be bejiye
Hamare group ke messages.
http://groupsyahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
1st pota :- m nhi jaa sakta
game khel rha hu,
.
.
2nd pota :- rehne do dada ji,
ye to battmiz hai,
.
Aap khud hi jakar le
aao...
******************************
Bed luck
Girl: hi baby. :)
.
Boy: hi my lovely..
(sending failed)
.
Girl: are u there...??
.
Boy: yes ! yes i am here!
(sending failed)
girl: are u ignoring me or
what....??
.
Boy: honey im not.... im here..
(sending failed)
girl: ok! it's over: dont u ever
talk to me again!
.
Boy: DAMN! go to hell ! >.<
.
.
(message sent)
******************************
When Love Fail,Emotion Works,
Emotion Fail,Memories Works,
Memories Fail,Word Works,
When Everything Fails...
Take 750 ML Vodka,It Really Works..
******************************
Emotional atyachar
Rat ko 12 baje ladki ne
boyfriend ko call kiya
or
kaha
mere ghar me koi nahi hai
boyfriend uske ghar gaya
or
sach me koi nahi tha tala laga tha...
******************************
Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend
Prishi Pari
prishipari2011@gmail.com
Aap be padiye aur aap ke friends ko be bejiye
Hamare group ke messages.
http://groupsyahoo.com/group/H
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