[Hindi Jokes] Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS

 

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS

Teacher: Tell me the name of any
Microsoft Product?

Samy:
MS Excel..

Johny:
MS Word..

nitin:
MS Powerpoint..

SANTA:
After thinking a lot....
.
.

MS Dhoni

Salesman: sir, cockroach k liye powder loge kya?

Santa: " Nahi, hum cockroach ko itna
laad-pyar nahi karte! Aaj powder 
laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega!"

Boy :"Mein tumse bahut pyar krta
hu
.
Reh nhi skta tumhare bina
.
.
Girl :"Mere piche apni zindagi
barbad mat kar
.
.
Boy :"Q ?
. .
Girl :"Is raste pe patthr or kanto k
alwa kuch nhi
.
.
Boy :"Are pagli... tu tension na le
Mere pas WOODLAND k shoes hai bs
tu pat ja.



Jo STUDENTS paas ho gaye unko
CONGRATULATIONS ...
.
&
.
Jo STUDENTS fail ho gaye unko
DOUBLE CONGRATULATIONS ..
.
Qki unki CLASS MAI NAYI LADKIYA
HONGI...

 

Santa : Mai to Duvidha me Fanss Gaya hu..

Banta: Wo Kaise?

Santa: Yaar Biwi Ke Makeup Ka Kharcha
Bardast Nahi Hota,
aur Makeup K Bina Biwi Bardast nhi Hoti!



Japan Me 2 Dost The 1 Ka Nam
"Jo"or Dusre Ka "Wo"
Ek Din "Jo"ke Paas Jin Aa Gaya To
"Jo"dar Gaya Or "Wo"ko Awaz Di
"Wo"bhaag Kar Aaya
To Jin Ko Dekhar "Wo"mar Gaya
Bus Usi Din Se Kahavat Hai
"Jo"dar Gaya "Wo"mar Gaya
Haso Mat Market Me Naya Hai Aage Bhejo.



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