Sunday, June 23, 2013

[Hindi Jokes] Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS

 

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Dil k dard ko
Zuba par laate nahi!
Hum apni ankho
Se aansu bhate nahi!
Dard chahe jitna
v gahra ho
Hum "MOVE" ya
"DETTOL"
Lagate nahi.

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Boy: oh ! Is din ka to me kabse intejar karta tha
Girl: To me jau?
B: Nahi bilkul nahi
G: Do u luv me?
B: Ha. Karta tha,karta hu aur karta rahunga
G: Kabhi mere sath dhoka karoge?
B: Nahi. Isse achha to me mar jau
G: Would u like to kiss me?
B: Yes, i like it
G: Tum muje maroge?
B: Nahi me aisa aadmi nahi hu
G: kya me tum pe vishvash kar sakti hu?
B: yes
G: Oh darling!

(AUR SHADI K BAAD
YE LINES PURA NICHE SE UPAR PADHO)


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One day a boy was smoking at airport..
Grl asked: 1 din me kitne cigrette peete ho ?
Boy: Why ?
Girl: Agar ab tak zindgi me cigrete pee kr
Kharch kiye hue paise bachate to
Samne khadi hui car tumhari hoti.....
Boy: Aap cigrete peeti hai ?
Girl: No...
Boy: To kya wo car apki hai ?
Girl: No...
Boy: Thanks for advice, Wo car meri hi hai
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MORAL: zyada lecture dene se
Bezti bhi ho jati hai.


 
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Aisa Kaun Sa Janvar Hai,
Jo Kutte Jaisa Hota hai,
Par
Chalta 3 pairo Se hai ?
SOCHO

.
NEHI MALUM

Simple

LANGDA KUTTA..!!:-P


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Exam + Rawdy Rathore
"
"
Jo Mai Padhta Hu 'Wo Mai Likhta Hu,
or
Jo Mai Nai Padhta Hu'Wo Mai
"Definetly"
Likhta Hu.


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Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
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