[Hindi Jokes] Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS

 

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS

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SMS na karne par Aapko
MBA ki Degri di jati hai,
MBA bole to
MEMBAR OF
BHIKARI
ASSOCIATION
Hasso mat.

Maa- Nalayak,
Kaha Thi Itni Raat Tak??
Beti- Boyfrnd ke Saath..!
Maa-Kar Aayi Na Muh Kala??
Beti-To Kya Hua Maa ?
Fair & Lovely Hai Na...!!

POLICE- MAM iss pool me nahana mana hai.
LADY- Jab main kapde utar rahi thi
Tab Q nahi bataya.
Police- Pabandi sirf NAHANE pe hai
KAPADE utarne pe nahi.



Ek old person ne ek young girl ko dhakka mara
Old man-sorry
Girl-nonsens dikhta nahi keya
Tabhi ek ladke ne girl ko dhakka diya
Boy-sorry
Girl-it's ok
Tabhi buddha bola
Oldman -miss kya meri sorry ki speling galat thi.

 

Dog ne cat ko kiya prpose.
Aur diya red rose.
Dono ho gye shadi ko taiyar.
Pr ghr walo ko tha inkar.
Bole ye shadi nhi hone wali
Q ki ladki nhi chalegi muchho wali.



Indian(nepali se): tum american ho?
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Nepali: nhi me nepal ka hu!
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Indian: nhi tum american ho.
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Nepali: nhi bhai me nepal ka hu!
.
Indian: nhi nhi tum american ho.
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Nepali(gusse me): haan me american hu
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Indian: achaa!!!!
Lagte to nepali ho..



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Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend

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