[Hindi Jokes] Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS

 

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS

If Pepsodent toothpaste kills 99.9% of germs,
what does Pepsodent Sensitive do ?;)
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It kills 99.9% of germs,
without hurting their feelings!

English Class Kid:"
Me sleep with Dad last night
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Madam (correcting):" No beta,
I slept with dad last night

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Kid:" Aap mere sone ke baad aayi hongi

Classical Insult..
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Ek Ladka Scooty par ja raha tha..
Scooty ka tyre
Bhains k gobar k beech meinse guzer gya..,
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Qareeb kuch ladkiya khadi thi..
Unho ney taliyan
baja k kaha:" Happy Birthdayto U..."
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Ladka ruka or bola:" Wish karney
se kaam nahi chaley ga...."
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"Cake to khana hi
padega..



ONE OF THE CUTEST MEMORY OF SCHOOL DAYS,
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WE:MAY I GO TO DRINK WATER?
MAM:YES...
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FRNDS:OYE MERI BHI BOTTLE LE JA.

MERI BHI BOTTLE LE JA.

 

Maruti 800 ki nilami ho rhi thi. Boli
lagi ......
15 lakh
20 lakh
40 lakh

Husband: Is khataare Gadi me aisa
kya hai?

Seller: Iske 23 accident hue hai, har bar sirf biwi
mari hai.

Husband: iski maa ka.......80 lakh




1 medical student ne apni classmet ko
khoon se love-letter likh kar diya,
aur kaha- mujhe iska
jawab jarur dena
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Ladki - Tumhara blood groupB+ hai &
calcium ki kami hai.



Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
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