[Hindi Jokes] Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS

 

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS

Headlines of the year 2050....!!!

1. Rajnikant in Dhoom 22.
2. Golmaal 15 is ready for release.
3. I will play the next world cup - Sachin Tendulkar.
4. Shahid & Saif attended Kareena's 8th wedding.
5. Petrol - Rs 1984/ litre.
6. Shahrukh Khan's daughter becomes heroine
with Amitabh Bachan in a Love story called"CHINI KHATAM"
7. CID completed 10,00,000 episodes.
8. Nokia launches new phone with features like 20 SIM cards,
500 GB in built memory, Camera, Music Player, TV,
Fridge & a washing machine...!

History always Tells a Story....
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Thats why you must Delete it
Before your PARENTS uses
the Computer!

Teacher- Galti Hone Pe Maafi Magne
Wale Ko Kya Kehte Hai
Studnt- Samajhdr
Teacher- Aur Galti Na Hone Pe Bhi Mafi Magne Wale Ko
Studnt- BF



Doctor- kese aana hua?
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santa-doctor sahab tabiyat theek
nahi hai liver me pain ho raha hai
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doctor- sharab peete ho?
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santa-haan par, chota peg hi banana

 

Santa Ko Apna Gadha Bechna Tha
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Usne Apne Sare Dosto Ko Msg Kiya:
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Agar Tumhe Kabhi Kisi Gadhe Ki
Zarurat Ho To Mujhe Yaad Kar Lena.




What is self-insult?

An angry boss:
"Tumne kabhi GADHA dekha hai?"
Employee (head bent down) :"No Sir"
Boss : Niche kya dekh rahe ho..Look at ME



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