[Hindi Jokes] Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS

 

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS

Why Indian Grls r Not Gud In Sports
Coz
Only 10% r Playing Hockey, Chess
& 90% r Busy With BF
Jaanu Ye
Jaanu Wo
Jaan Le Lo Jaanu Ki.

Girl: Wat u think about our luv?
.
boy:Try to count the stars in the sky.
.
Grl: wow..It's infinite?
.
boy: No darling! It's waste of time..

BIMARI in bollywood style:-
.
1. Jiya jale jaan jale, raat bhar
dhuwaa chale= FEVER
.
2. Tarap tarap k is dil se Aah nikalti rahi= HEARTATTACK.
.
3. Biri jalayile jigar se piya jigar ma
bari aag hai= ACIDITY
.
4.tujhme rab dikhta hai yara main
kya karun= MOTIYABIND.
.
5.tujhe yad na meri ayi kisi se
ab kya kehna= MEMORY LOSS.
.
6. Mann dole mera tann dole= MIRGI
&
THE Best one,
.
... 7.juda hoke B, tu mujhme
kahin baaki hai= LOOSE MOTION



Santa: Uth uth bhukamp aa raha hai..
Banta: Soja soja makan girega to
Makan malik ka girega
Apne baap ka kya jata ha

 

Use barish achi lagti h
Or mujhe barish me wo

Mujhe wo achhi lagti h,
pr use koi or

Isliye bhaad me jaye BAARISH
Or bhaad me jaye wo




Dadaji-Beta Zara Mere Daant Lana
Pota-Lekin Abhi Roti To Paki Nahi Hai..!
Dadaji-Abe, Roti Ko Mar Goli Samne
Wali Budiya Smile De Rahi Hai



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