Friday, November 15, 2013

[Hindi Jokes] Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS

 



Q. How to start World War 3?
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A. Ask Dhoni to drop Sachin from
the coming test match...


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Maine Uska Chehra Thappad Maar Ke LAAL Kar
Diya..
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Kyoki Wo Boli:" Thappad Se Dar Nahi Lagta....
Pyar Se Lagta Hai.. "
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mere se dialogue bazi !!


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1 ladki pull k uper se chalang lagane hi wali
thi ki...
1 bike wala uske paas aa kar ruka
aur bola k agar tum sucide karne ja hi rhi ho
to ek baar mujhe 1 lambi kiss de jao..
wo ladki tayar ho gayi phir itni lambi aur gehri
kiss di usney ladke ko k wesi kiss ladke ne
pahley kabi nhi li kisi se..
phir usne ladki se sucide karne ki wajah puchi
to ladki ne kaha:"
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Mere ghar walo ko pasand nahi k mai
ladki ban kar ghumu
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Mera naam Bablu Khanna hai..
Ladka Behosh... ,bablu madhosh.


 
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At Desi wedding........­...
Boy 1 - "Yaar, Pili wali meri."
Boy 2 - "Acha? Lal wali
meri phir.".........­....
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Boy 3 - "Saale, Lal wali
ki hi shaadi pe aya hai" !


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WHY I HATE C.I.D. . .
LADKI: RAHUL MERA BHAI THA !!!
DAYA: Oh toh rahul tumhara bhai tha?
LADKI: ha sir rahul mera bhai tha. . . . !!!
ABHIJEET:such m rahul aapka bhaiii tha?
LADKI: ha sir rahul such m mera bhai tha.
ACP:oh my god toh rahul tum hara bhai tha. . . .


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