[Hindi Jokes] Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS

 

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS

Banta:- Ye Bata Ki Duniya Me Kitne
Desh Hai..... ??
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Santa:- Kar Di Na Chutiyo Wali Baat...
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Abe Duniya Me 1 Hi To Desh Hai INDIA,
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Baaki Sab To Videsh Hai!

Son of Santa :
Papa apko Raste me 100 & 500 ka
Note pada huva mile to aap konsa uthaoge ?
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Santa : Of course Beta 500 ka ?
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Son : Isi liye log apke uper joke bante hai...
Main hota to Dono utha leta..

Bf: swthrt, Where are u?
Gf (fultoo overacting ): Papa ne apni
BMW car bheji hai driver k saath meko
club tak drop karne . aur tum kaha ho??
Bf: Bus mai tere piche betha hu aur tu
ticket mat lena mane leli hai teri ticket.
Gf: (Ekdam silent)



Boy- I Love u very much ... Mai tumare liye kuchh b
kar skta hu...
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Girl - Kya tum mere liye " COMEDY NIGHTS WITH
KAPIL" dekhna chhod skte ho ....
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Boy - Ghar jaaa BEHAN tu..

 

Girl: If we get married, you must stop smoking.
Boy: Ok.
Girl: Drinking too.
Boy: Ok.
Girl: Going to night clubs too.
Boy: Ok.
Girl: and watching Cricket with your friends too.
Boy: Ok. !!
Girl: What else can you leave?
Boy: The idea of marrying you..




Sumona : Sharma ji mera BiRTHDAY GiFT kaha hai?
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Bittoo : ROAD pe RED COLOUR ki CAR DEKH rahi ho?
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Sumona KHUSHi se : WOW.
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Bittoo : SAME COLOUR ki NAiL- POLiSH tere Liye
Laya hoon.



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Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend

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