[Hindi Jokes] Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS

 

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS

Teacher: Dhobi ka kutta na ghar ka na ghat ka.

Ab aisa 1 aur sentence banao.

Student: Sania Mirza ka baccha
na India ka na pakistan ka

Daadi kapil se : beta mera haath 
jal gya jara toothpaste laana. . .
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Kapil: na daadi mere toothpaste me namak h. .. .
Duniya kahegi kapil ne apni daadi
k jale pr namak chidak diya.

Dear god. . .if u cant give me a GF,,
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Please
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Make my ol frnd..SINGLE...



Maa:- Beta Roti khayega.......??
Beta:- nahi
Maa:- apple
khayega..........??
Beta:- Nahi
Maa:- Mango khayega......??
Beta- nahi
Maa:- Orrange khayega.....?
Beta- nahi
Maa:- Bilkul apne papa pe gaya hai ,
CHAPPAL hi khayeg

 

Washing powder Nirma
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Washing powder Nirma
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Doodh si safedi Nirma se aaye
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Rangeen kapra bhi khil khil jaye
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Sab ki pasand Nirma
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Kuch bhi likho,
Log padhte zarur hai
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Wo bhi tune k saath
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Shukriya...Shukriya...




Aaj Mere SchooL paRents- teaCHErS
MeatinG thI
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AAj Papa ke Jawab se Dil Khush ho Gya
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TeaCher - Apka Beta Padhta Nai hai ,
Ghar pe Mehnat Karwao
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Dad- Ghar Pe PadheGa to Fb KoN
kareGa? ?
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DusRi BAat agar Ye Ghar M Padhta To
Ham isko School
Kyu Bhejte , Ghar m Na Padhate ? ?
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TeEsRi BAat Agar Ghar M padhega
to SchoOL M FB ALLOW hai Kya?



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