Monday, March 23, 2015

[Hindi Jokes] 10 One liners about India that are completely true (23.03.15)



10 One liners about India that are completely true


1. If u want to know how divided we r, just look at matrimonial page of our newspapers


2. India is running the software of tomorrowon the hardware of yesterday


3. Marriages(rest of the world): x+y

Marriages(in India):

 ∫xdx + ∫ydy


4. If the mobile gets spoiled blame the child, if child gets spoiled blame the mobile


5. If someone asks for dirty cloth to clean something u r in India


6. The only country where people fight to be termed 'backward'


7. In India, u don't cast ur vote, u vote ur caste


8. An incredible country where actors r playing cricket, cricketers r playing politics, politicians r watching porn and porn stars r becoming actors


9. Sarcasm is like electricity, half of India doesn't get it


10. And the ultimate one:


Where liking a Facebook post and sending messages on WhatsApp gets u arrested,
 while raping does not!!


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