CHAK DE
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Wife : Poora dinn cricket - cricket,
Main ghar chhod kar ja rahi hun.
Husband :Aur ye Kadmo ka behtarin upyog..
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बड़ी चालाक होती है जिंदगी हमारी,
रोज़ नया कल देकर, उम्र छीनती रहती है...!!
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वो अपने ख़ामोशी की अदा से ही घायल कर गए
और
हम अल्फाजों के गठरी लिए बैठे रह गए
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ले आओ कहीं से मोह़ब्बत के 'हकीम' को...
मेरे ग्रुप में तो,सिर्फ ईश्क़ के मरीज है...😜😀😃
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कब पूरा होगा ये इश्क़ का कर्ज ,
रोज आँसु का हफ्ता दे रहा हूँ मै ।
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लम्हे बेचकर, पैसे तो आ गये ..
अब बताओ...
किस दुकान पे ख़ुशी मिलेगी...!!😊
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No father has ever explained the importance of Studies in such a awesome way to his son...
"'With every wrong answer that you write in your exam paper ... your future honeymoon shifts from Switzerland to goa to saputara to Mehsana water park 😂😂😂
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During a heart transplant.
Doctor: OMG
Nurse: what happened.
D: My mobile network is gone.
N: So?
D: I don't know what to do next.
N: Why.
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D: I'm from IIN.
Nurse behosh...😂😝😜
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हम दोनों ही डरते थे इक दूसरे से बात करने के लिए,
मुझे मोहब्बत हो गयी थी इसलिए और
उसे मोहब्बत ना हो जाये इसलिए
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