Sunday, March 22, 2015

[Hindi Jokes] Shayaris, Jokes (22.05.15)

 


CHAK DE

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KAMINE DOST :

A broken lover's emotional status on Facebook:

"Agar wo meri nahi huyi to kisi aur ki bhi nahi hone doonga...!"

Friend's Comment: 
"Agar wo teri ho gayi to sab ki hone dega kya..??!"😂😂😂😂

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सीना ताने
एक दोस्त उपदेश ठोक रहा था…

लोहा लोहे को काटता है
हीरा हीरे को…

इसी बीच पीछे से आकर
उसे कुत्ते ने काट लिया...😜 🐶 😝

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Husband was shocked 😳😱
to read wife's 👧
Old school report card 📑… 

The comment written ....
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Very obedient and
Soft Spoken student 😂😂

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Difference between "Facebook" and "Whatsapp" conversation :

On "Whatsapp" - 
Wife : Kab se wait kar rahi hoon. Ghar kab aa rahe ho?

Husband : Abhi kuchh pataa nahi. Dimaag mat chaato. Jab dekho pareshaan karti rehti ho.

On "FaceBook" -
Wife : Dear when will you be back? You are the best husband in the world. Miss you. Come back soon.
(Status liked by 50 of her friends)

Husband : Thanks for being there always. So lucky to have a wonderful wife like you. Will be back soon honey. (Status liked by 75 friends, including sister-in-law & mother-in-law)😝😝😝

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 सँभलकर कर चलते रहे उम्र भर अनजानी राहों पर 

पैर लड़खड़ाए वहीं जहाँ राहें जानी पहचानी थी.

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A man takes photograph of his wife and

 calls himself a Wildlife photographer😋

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देखेंगे अब जिंदगी चित होगी या पट......

हम किस्मत का सिक्का उछाल बैठे हैं....!

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आदमी: भगवान जब मैं मरने को आऊंगा तब मुझे पांच मिनट देना।

भगवान: क्यों?

आदमी: मोबाइल फॉर्मेट करने के लिए, वरना मरने के बाद इज़्ज़त की वाट लग 
जायेगी ।😛😝😜

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