Ek chota baccha bahut der se ghar ke bahar
khada darwaje ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.
To ek budha aadmi aaya aur kaha:Kya kar rahe ho beta?
Baccha: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hoon.
Budha aadmi (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, ab kya hai?
Baccha: Ab bhago!
Difference between Problem,Talent and Kismat
2 Boys love 1 Girl = PROBLEM!
1 Boy love 2 Girls = TALENT!
2 Girls love 1 Boy = Qismat.
Dunya ki 5 haqikat kya hai?
Haqikat 1:
Aap apni zuban se apne tamam danto ko touch nahi kar sakte.
Haqikat 2:
Paheli haqiqat parne ke bad tamam bewquf ye karne ki koshsh karenge.
Haqikat 3:
Haqikat numebr 1 galat hai,Ha Ha Ha.
Haqikat 4:
Ab aap hans rahe hai kyunki aap bewquf ban gaye hai.
Haqikat 5:
Ab ap apne doston ko be bewakuf banayenge.
Munna ke radio me kuch problem ho gayi
toh aur kharab ho gaya.
Usne radio khol kar dekha toh
ek mara hua chuha mila.
Ye dekh kar Munna gussa ho gaya aur bola
"Ye chalega kaise?
Sala singer hi mara pada hai "
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