Anil road par nanga bhag raha tha.
Sunil ne usse rok kar poocha: Arre bhai esa kyu kar rahe ho,
kyu nanga bhag rahe ho, tumhe sharam nahi aati?
Anil: Kyu ki aaj tum jaldi ghar aagaye, Issi liye.
Bahu: Maaji, yeh abhi tak nahi aaye, kahi koi ladki ka chakkar toh nahi hai unke ?
Maaji: Are kalmuhi tu toh hamesha galat hi sochti hai,
Ho sakta hai ke kisi truck ke niche aa gaya ho!
Wife: Woh admi jo drink kar raha hai,
Usko maine 10 saal pehle shadi ke liye inkaar kia tha.
Dekho who aaj tak sharab pee raha hai!
Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration!
Shaadi mein ek pathan bahut der tak khana kha raha tha.
Kisi ne poocha kab tak khaoge?
Pathan: Mein toh khud kha-kha ke dukhi hoon,
Per kya karon card mein likha tha Dinner 7 PM to 10 PM
Husband: Ab tumse shaadi karne ki koi wajah toh mujhe batani hi thi
Ek bar ek chitti ne Hathani ke kan mein kuch kaha toh hathni behos ho gayi.
Phir kisine chitti se pucha ke tune kya kaha?
Chitti Boli: Maine itna hi kaha ke Main tumhare bacche ki maa banne wali hoon!�
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