[Hindi_Jokes] very fanny mail

 

Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho. Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho, Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon! Santa: Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon.     Ek aadmi bada dukhi tha! Ek dost ne uss se poocha, “Kyu, tension mein ho.â€� Aadmi: Yaar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh rupeey diye thay, ab saale ko peehchan nahi pa raha hoon!       Customer: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena. Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota hai. Customer: Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de.     Santa: Yaar aaj pehli bar maine accha kaam kya, jiss par logon ne mujhe bohat mara! Banta: Woh kya.. Santa: Ek makan mein aag lagi thi, aur andar kuch log thay, maine window tori aur andar ja kar sab logon ko bahar nikal diya. Banta: Toh logon ne kyun mara Santa: Yaar, kyun ke woh sab log fire fighter thay! http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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