Friday, November 27, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] BALANCE SHEET OF LIFE

 


BALANCE SHEET OF  LIFE
Our Birth is our Opening Balance! 

Our Death is our Closing Balance!

Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities 

Our Creative Ideas are our Assets 

Heart is our Current Asset 

Soul is our Fixed Asset 

Brain is our Fixed Deposit 

Thinking is our Current Account 

Achievements are our Capital 

Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade 

Friends are our General Reserves 

Values & Behaviour are our Goodwill 

Patience is our Interest Earned 

Love is our Dividend 

Children are our Bonus Issues 

Education is Brands / Patents 

Knowledge is our Investment 

Experience is our Premium Account 

The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately. 

The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award. 

Some very Good and Very bad things ...

The most destructive habit....... ......... ......Worry 

The greatest Joy......... ......... ......... ....Giving 

The greatest loss.......Loss of self-respect 

The most satisfying work........ .......Helping others 

The ugliest personality trait....... ......S elfishnes  

The most endangered species..... ....Dedicated leaders 

Our greatest natural resource.... ......... ..Our youth 

The greatest 'shot in the arm'........ ..Encouragement 

The greatest problem to overcome.... ......... ....Fear 

The most effective sleeping pill........ Peace of mind 

The most crippling failure disease..... .......Excuses 

The most powerful force in life........ ......... ..Love 

The most dangerous pariah...... ..A gossip

The world's most incredible computer.... ....The brain 

The worst thing to be without..... ......... ..... Hope 

The deadliest weapon...... ......... ........The tongue 

The two most power-filled words....... ......... 'I Can' 

The greatest asset....... ......... ......... ......Faith 

The most worthless emotion..... ......... ....Self- pity 

The most beautiful attire...... ......... .......SMILE! 

The most prized possession.. ......... .....Integrity 

The most powerful channel of communication. ....Prayer 

The most contagious spirit...... ......... ...Enthusiasm 

The most important thing in life........ ......... .GOD

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