Banta: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kya karna chahiye?
Santa: Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.
Santa opened A College. Guess the Name of College?
The Name of the the College was: WOMEN`S COLLEGE FOR BOYS
sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
Santa: To apni dusri taang bhi mujh per rakh do.
Santa aur Jeeto mein ladai ho gayi,
Santa raat ko phone pe: Khanay mein kya hai?
Jeeto: Zehar.
Santa: Main dair se aaonga, tum kha kar so jana.
Santa found the answer to the most difficult question ever:
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar-- what ever U order first, will come first.
Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything?
Santa: U can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything.
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