************ Pahli mulakaat me kuch aisa hua ehasaas, Ki ham bayaan bhi na kar paaye, Aakhir mulakaat me kuch to kahna hi tha unase, Yahi sochate huye unhe tanha chod aaye. ************ Khaali saanse bhi nishaan rakhti hai, Toote huye dil bhi aramaan rakhte hai, Jo khamoshi se gujar jaaye wo dariya bhi ************ Kaash banaane waale na hame aansu banaya hota, Aur usaki aankh me basaya hota, Jab girate unaki aankh se unki god me, To hame marane ka maja bhi aaya hota. ************ Pyaar ka rishta to toda toone, Ab jo rishta hai wo tod na jana, Denge saath har mod pe tujhako, Beech raaste pe hamko kabhi chod na jana. ************ Aaj kuch kami hai tere bagair, Na rang hai na roshani hai tere bagair, Waqt apni raftaar se chal raha hai, Bas dhadkan thamni hai tere bagair. ************ ************ Duniya me koi kisi ke liye kuch nahi karta, Marne waale ke saath har koi nahi marta, Yaha jindagi hai phir bhi koi yaad nahi karta. ************ Na jaane ye najre kyon udaas rahti hai, Na jaane ise kiski talaash rahti hai? Ye jaankar bhi ki wo kismat me nahi hai, Phir bhi unhe paane ki aas rahti hai. ************ Fareb tha ya hasi, main aashiki samajh baitha, Maut ko hi apni jindagi samajh baitha, Waqt ka majaak tha yaa badnaseeb meri, Unki do baato ko main chaahat samajh baitha. ************ Yaado ki keemat wo kya jaane jo, Khud hi yaado ko mita diya karte hai. Yaado ka matlab to unse poocho jo, Yaado ke sahaare jiya karte hai. ************ Na wo aa sake na ham jaa sake, Darde dil kisi ko na suna sake, Yaado ko lekar bahte hai aansu me unki, Na wo bhula sake na ham bhula sake. ************ ************ Dil ne kaha yaad karna chod do, Dil ne kaha yaad karna chod do... Tum to hamaare saanso me base ho to, ************ Dil ke kareeb aakar wo jab door ho gaye, Saare haseen khwaab choor-choor ho gaye, Hamne wafa nibhaaI to sirf badnaami mili, Par wo bewafaai karke mashhoor ho gaye. ************ Khushiya aaj kal chunnida hai, Kabhi yaad kar liya karo is naacheej ko yaar, Yah shakhs abhi tak jinda hai. ************ Kuch pal hote hai, kuch pal ke liye, Jee le inhe ham har pal ke liye, Ye waqt to ret ki tarah fisal jaayega, De jaayenge yaade umra bhar ke liye... ************ Doosro ne kya, mujhe apno ne aajmaya, Hamne har dost ki tanhaai door ki lekin, Khud ko har mod par akela paya. ************ ************ Yaado me hamaari wo kabhi khoye honge, Khuli aankhon se wo kabhi soye honge, Mana haseen hai ek ada gam chupaane ki, Par haste-haste wo bhi kabhi roye honge. ************ Kudrat ke karishmo me agar raat na hoti, Khwaabo me bhi unse mulakaat na hoti, Ye dil to hai har gam ki wajah, Ye dil hi na hota to koi baat na hoti. ************ Dil aapko dene ka faisla kar chuke hai ham, Ab aapki marjee hai ki rakho ya chod do, Ham to chaahte hai is dil ko jodna aapse, Ab aapki marjee hai dil jode ya tod de. ************ Agar aap barsaat ka maja chaaho, Kyonki barsaat to barso me barasti hai aur Ye aankhen to barso se barasti hai. ************ Phir dosti alag se kyon banaai hai, Kyonki baaki rishte banaaye the khuda ne, Aur dosti khud khuda ki parchaai hai. ************ ************ Har mulakaat unse adhoori si rahi, Har khushi me kuch kami si rahi, Khwaab kya dekhe ham ne tumhare, Neend ki aankhon se dushmani si rahi. ************ Baat to dilo kee jubaan se hoti hai, Bhaai chara to khaas kuch aap jaiso se hai, Warna mulakaat to kitno se hoti hai. ************ Ye pyari nigaahe yaad rahengi, Milkar na milne ki ada yaad rahengi, Mumkin nahi ki me tumhe bhula du, Par tumhe bhi umra bhar meri yaad rahegi. ************ Chaand-taare chhup gaye, beet gaye hai raat, Dhoop sunhari dekhakar jaag gaya sansaar, Din gujare acha, karte dua hajaar, Bhej rahe hai ham aapko subah ka namaskar. ************ Yun to ham bhi madad kiya nahi karte, Kisi se bhi aise hi mulakaat kiya nahi karte, Ye to aapse hai dil ka rishta, Warna SMS to kya, ham kisi ko apna, Mobile number bhi diya nahi karte. ************ ************ Saath deta jo samay to aap hamaare hote, Ham bhi auro ki tarah aapke pyare hote, Ye mere aansu jinhe poochne wala bhi nahi koi, Aanchal inhe milta to ye bhi sitaare hote. ************ Tera hasta hua chehra udaas kyon hai? Barasti nigaaho me udaasi kyon hai? Jinaki najaro me tu kuch bhi nahi, Wo tere liye itna khaas kyon hai...? ************ Din-raat aahe bharte hai yaad me, Par mohabbat ka ijahaar kyon nahi karte? Najar se najar takraati hai har baar, Chaah kar bhi aankhen chaar kyon nahi karte? Poocho hamse bhi hamaare dil ki halaat, Aankhon me chupe pyar ka aitbaar kyon nahi karte? ************ Mujhe teri wafao par aitabaar bahut hai, Teri kasam tujhase mujhe pyaar bahut hai. ************ Aapko kya lagta hai ki ham aapse flirt karte hai, Ruko, sambhalo, abhi ke abhi aapko alert karte hai, Are, ye to mahaul aur mausam ka asar hai, Warna yun hi ham bhi time waste kiya nahi karte. ************ ************ Aap kutte, gadhe, suar, lomdi, Mehnati, chalaak, smart aur shant hai. ************ Bhool kar hamne kabhi khopdi mundwaai nahi, Par na smajhe ki aapki society me koi nal nahi, Kaam chal jaaye jab haseeno ki jootiyo se, To kya shikaayat hai ki naI se banwaayi nahi. ************ Dil kehta hai ki main pyaar maan lu, ************ Jab bhi jikra hoga mera tere saamne kabhi, To tanhaai me jaakar tum aansu bahaya karoge bahut, Meri jindagi ko rota tadapta chodkar, Tum apni bewafaai par pachtaya karoge bahut. ************ Naajneen husn malaika, nakhra-e-saaz ho tum, Dilkash mohabbat ka haseen andaaj ho tum, Kyon raaj se raaj ka raaj ho tum, Taj nahi mere dil ki mumtaj ho tum. ************ ************ Mere dil ki dhadkan bad jaati hai, Dil to aapke naam kar chuke hai, ************ Mujhe gam ki raato ne ghera hai, Intajaar hardam jaane kab hoga sawera, Ummeed ki thi jinse dil ko dilasa dene ki, Aaj unhone hi dekho dil toda hai. ************ Wo mithaai hi kya, jisme shakar na ho, Wo gaadi hi kya, jisme koi takkar na ho, ************ ************ 2 hi pal office me gujarte hai khush-haal, ************ ************ Log bedard hai yaha, jaalim saara jamana hai, Dushman huye apne paraye, saya tak begana hai, Ae sanam is shehar par har shaks pyaar se anjana hai. ************ Galat najar se dekhoge to har jagah kharabi milegi, Aur sahi najar se dekhoge to har sundar ladki tumhe, Sada khush raho, tumhara bada bhaaI. ************ Mar gaye kitne yaha par pyaas se, Boond saagar me baras kar reh gai, Ham sochte hai aayega tera SMS, Par phir ye nigaahe taras kar reh gai. ************ Jawaani ke din chamkile ho gaye, Ham ijahaar karne me kya dheele ho gaye, ************ Sochoge jab bhi tum chaahne waalo ki tarah, Yaad aa jaayenge ham toote huye pyalo ki tarah, Jab bhi tanhaai me andhero se dar jaaoge tum, Meri yaade kamre me fel jaayengi ujaalo ki tarah... ************ ************ Itane din se jalane nahi aaya, Galti huyi aag ko bujhaane nahi aaya, Kehta tha saath jiyenge aur saath marenge, Ab rooth gaye hai ham, magar abhi wo manane nahi aaya. ************ Akal underwear ki tarah hoti hai, ************ Maut maangta hu to jindagi khafa ho jaati hai, Jehar lete hai to wo bhi dawa ho jaati hai, Tu hi bata ae mere dost me kya karu, Jisko bhi chaahte hai wo bewafa ho jaati hai. ************ Khali purse haath me usko thama deta hu me, Yu hatheli par kabhi sarso jama deta hu me, Jab kabhi begam ka para had se jyada chad jaaye, To sabse pehle jootiya uski chupa deta hu me. ************ Gulaab ko bhi kamal bana dete, Uski ek ada kaI gajal bana dete, Kambakht marti nahi mujh par ladkiya, Warna ham bhi ek Taj mahal bana dete. ************ 
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