[Hindi_Jokes] prishi pari ke funny sms

 

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SMS

Pati apni bimar patni ko bole:
‘Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to
Main PAGAL ho jaunga.
WIFE: Dusri shadi to nahin karoge?
Pati: Pagal kuch b kar sakta hai.

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What is Marriage?
1 year:- Alpenlibe-Ji Lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
2 year :- KINETIC-Sabki hawa Nikal de.
3 year: - CHLORMINT-DOBARA MAT PUCHNA.

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Agar do pipal ke ped ko ek
Rassi se bandh diya jaye to us
Rassi ko kya kahenge?
Socho…? Socho…?
Us rassi ko bolenge ‘NOKIA’- connecting pipal!

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 Somking + drinking + charas + ganja + chicken
+ mutton + oily food + masala + obesity
+ pollution = HEART ATTACK.
Matlab… Dus bahane karke le gaye dil.

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An engineering student to his sweeper brother.
Mere pass degree hai, knowledge hai,
4 logon mein baithne ki ijjat hai.
Tere pass kya hai?
Sweeper: Mere pass naukri hai.

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Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
prishipari2011@gmail.com

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