[Hindi_Jokes] prishi pari ke funny sms

 

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SMS

SHERU ARPITA SE BOLA -
“BHAI AAJ TO CHAY PINE KA MAJA AA GAYA.”
ARPITA NE KAHA- “UNCLE JI, AGAR BILLI
NE DUDH ME MUH NA MARA
HOTA TO AUR BHI MAJA AATA.”

***************************************
Sheela ki lal lal ankhe dekhkar usaki saheli
ne pucha â€" Tumhari ankhe lal lal kyon hai?
Sheela - Mere pati bimar hai.
Saheli - Lekin unake lie to tumane koi nars
rakhi hui hai.
Sheela â€" Han rakhi hai isilie to mujhe
raatbhar jagana padata hai.

***************************************
If kisses were water, I will give u sea.
If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.
If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy,
If friendship is life I will give u mine..

***************************************
Yeh mat sochna ke bhool jayenge tumhe,
Door rehkar bhi bahut chahenge tumhe,
Agar dost bankar raas na aaye,
To bhoot bankar darayenge tumhe.

***************************************
Zamanay k darr se Uski tasveer
Toilet mein laga rakhi hai…… Faraz
Wah wah wah
Deedar-e-yar ho bar bar,
Is liye motion ki Goli kha rkhi hai…!

***************************************
Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
prishipari2011@gmail.com

Aap be padiye aur aap ke friends ko be bejiye
Hamare group ke messages.
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

__._,_.___

Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post | Start a New Topic

Messages in this topic (10)

Recent Activity:

• New Members 246

Visit Your Group

Dont miss Ganesh Kumble's funny pictures blog.
http://funnypicturecollections.blogspot.com
http://www.funnypicturesjoke.com

Thousands of members want to chat with you at Ganesh Kumble's
Hindi Jokes Group
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes/chat

Switch to: Text-Only, Daily Digest • Unsubscribe • Terms of Use

.

__,_._,___